For Those Worshiping the Holy meatyness of the Holy Ball of Meat A.K.A The H.B.M

The story on finding the meat ball: I was once a child, 500 years ago, how i was so foolish and curious. i wondered if god exsisted, so i walked up the stairs to heaven, but instead of finding god or jesus, i found a saucy meat ball, and thus the church was born.....with a dash of garlic