I am Epsilon, the lover of Cat Pyros, please F4.

Rule #1 : No fun allowed
Rule #2 : High tours must be toxic
Rule #3 : No good luck talk in my game, I hope you get crap
Rule #4 : 0.2 seconds of not f4 = kick
Rule #5 : Gear Grinder is the best tour
Rule #6 : You are all mentally ill
Rule #7 : No Gas/exploiting/cheating/supporting cheating
Rule #8 : Stop looking at your stupid loot screen, leave so I can que faster