The word of the LORD

Brethren, we know this to be true: that all random chance is directly under the control of the LORD. Solomon knew this, as he hath written in the scriptures:

A thing may be put to the decision of chance, but it comes about through the Lord.
-Proverbs 16: 33, Basic English Bible.

Knowing this to be true, we also know that RNG mechanics must surely also operate under the guiding hand of the LORD. Therefore, we, as disciples of the LORD, must protect RNG mechanics for the divine guidance they represent. Furthermore, let us also honor the LORD in our gameplay.

To guide us in honoring the LORD, I have listed the Ten Commandments; adapted to be followed within the game thereof:
1: Thou shalt bind your 9th number key to give thanks to the LORD, and use this bind whenever thou art blessed with a crit
2: The LORD is a jealous god, set no source of crits before him.
3: Though shalt not give in to pride, placing your own skill higher than the blessings of the LORD.
4: Thou shalt not kill friendlies.
5: Thou shalt not pocket.
6: Thou shalt not grief.
7: Suffer not a hacker.
8: Remember the pre-round time, and keep it holy.
9: Do not take the LORD's name in vain.
10: Thou shalt not bear false hackusations against your fellow players.

Follow these commandments, and pray to the LORD before every round, and He shall see your crit rate increase tenfold. Yeah, even the crits of the enemy shall not prevail against the faithful.