Carl is Everything.

Carl is the maker of everything you love and has no true physical form. The way to show your devotion to Carl is when you wake up in the morning, babble like a lunatic and smack things like a desk or clock (not another human being unless they say you can). and when you get home jump onto your bed and have a tantrum in it messing it all up. Repeat everyday and you will be blessed with Carls favor.