Bums everywhere! Bumsanta needs you to fight the poverty related fight!

Men, today we face a terrible threat. Grey Mann is hitting our homefront, knocking on our very door. Will we sit there and let his robots conqure us? Or will we stand up and fight the Mecha menace! Grey Mann has constructed the Mecha-BUM45 Anti-Bummass trooper (or BumBot for short), and with this he plans to ruin our Bummass joy! Fight with me my fellow Bums and we will win!

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Show Me your War Face! OR ATLEAST YOUR BUM FACE!

9 December, 2013 - General | 0 Comments

My cardboard box living associates, I Bum Santa have recently come to the conclusion that Grey Mann has a point. Maybe we should give up on Bummass... WHEN WE ARE ALL DEAD! Listen my brave soldiers, now is the time to no longer fight people with Gibus's's and Merc Medals but instead, FIGHT BIG DANG ROBOTS!

World Ender Class: Medic. Role: Medical Stuff, Basic assault and cover class. Calling Card: "Trooper".
Ok so here is the feirce Trooper. Health regen, assault gun syringe shooter... um... Things... AND recieves an additional pay for himself and his assistant if he gets the kill! Who doesn't like extra pay? I know YOU do. Thats the reason WHY I'm forking money out of my own itty-bitty wallet! What else do you need to know? Class perks? Bah, who needs those when you can get EXTRA MONEY! ~Bum Santa

Putting "Hey!" Into "Hayfork".

9 December, 2013 - General | 0 Comments

Alright expired soup consumers and Sterno huddlers now is the time to do some serious damage! We all see what the dreaded Hay Fork does to Hay piles and their defenseless families, so we decided to train our newest form of soldiers that way! Thats right, we've had the technology to turn the scout into a Technological-terror for months, but we have waited till now to tell you! Isn't that just so Bummy of us! But aside from being Bummy we're going to be Gunny!

World Ender Class: Scout. Role: Recon, Burst Damage. Calling Card: "Hayfork"
If high damage and adrenaline is your flight of fancy then you have just got your ticket into first class! The "Hayfork" has some unique properties that will make battling the Bastardly-BUM-BOT softer for your fellow Bums. With speed, power and gross-stuff-in-jars-that-totally-isn't-milk you can make your mark AND terratory known to those blasted Bro-Bots and their Hippy-Dippy-Anti-Bummy-money-hungery ways! Throw jars of icky stuff onto the BUM-BOT, not only with this be totally embarrassing but it will gum up the inner-working gears and slow down BUM-BOT's rate-of-fire-thing-a-muh-bobs! NOW IF YOU THINK THERE WASN'T ENOUGH RUN-ON THINGS THEN, YOU-HAVEN'T-SEEN-NOTHIN'-YET-YOU-BIG-BAD-BATTER-MAN! ~Bum Santa