“And as he ran, one thing stood out in the distance. Could it be? It was true; he had reached the Holy Cactus”

The Brother Of The Cactus is a group set up by a bunch of guys with roughly the same morals. Since no reigion existed with said morals, the B.O.T.C was formed.
Significantly Holy Cactus: Al CaPwn
Pretty-damn Sacred Cactus: The Godfather
Sort-Of Divine Cactus: 13ongo
We also have a thing against lumberjacks, and thik trees shouldn't be left as stumps to die slowly, but to be cut completely, and die quickly.
Heaven: A paradise with dreams just about everywhere.
Hell: A fiery, Brimstone-ey place where those who did wrong must watch bad movies (i.e. "Batman And Robin) until their wrong is equal with the punishment.