As was commanded by the all-knawer, this group was created

Obey the commandments of Beavus and thou shalt be rewarded.
1) Thou must have a bind that says "Blood for the sacrifice of Beavus! q⪩ᨓ⪨p"
2) Thou must spread the message of sacrifice for Beavus.
3) Thou cannot vow oneself to another deity
4) Thou must worship Beavus and his disciples

If one follows said commandments, they shall not be set to eternal DAMnation by the bucktoothed deity.

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