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The earth has been around for a long time. At the beginning of this time the world was dark, full of evil. High above the earth, almost in another realm, The Almighty OgreLord, Shrek was looking down on earth from his Holy Swamp in the sky. He had decided the world needed a savior to protect it from this unruly evil. So, he made the decision to begin looking for a Savior. Shrek sent out thousands and thousands of Robotic MechaShreks to earth, to search for a worthy Savior. After months upon months the MechaShreks returned with only one creature in their possession, a VelociRaptor. Shrek was stunned. He knew these creatures were small and futile. But Shrek trusted his Robots, he made them of course. So Shrek began the process of converting this puny dinosaur into the Savior of the world. He strapped the Raptor to a cross and began conjuring up such a strong magic not even his Donkey angels could handle it. Then all at once he blasted the force into the Raptor. Suddenly the Raptor began thrashing back and forth and then fell from the cross. The raptor stood up and looked Shrek in the eye and asked who he was. Shrek simply put his magic ogrehand on the Raptor's shoulder and told him. "You are here by known as Lord Raptor Jesus. You have unimaginable powers and must use them for holy purposes only. Raptor Jesus looked up at Shrek and said "Yes father". Raptor jesus flew down to earth and has been protecting us from our sins ever since. PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!!