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New Vote Kick Policy

Hello.
This actually isn’t a votekick policy, Because votekicking would obviously just mean that we don’t care about the issue, since it fixes no problems (besides removing all accountability)

You MIGHT THINK this is related to the castaway announcement of the same name, but it’s not…

" Over the last year I was pretty happy that we could just not do anything about it, I mean, the first admin I've ever had was my best friend named cunny plapper.
Now adays people like yellow dice can't even post his hat in time porn everywhere without getting falsley votekicked, i mean like, its not even a real child dude, it dosen't even look like one.
Well, because of normal ♥♥♥♥ not knowing how the old internet used to work, I have to deal with all this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now because we can't have loli I freaking guess, so i gotta do the bare minimum now..."
-this was Random's real thoughts I conjured up with some witches and astrology girls



I am going to be implementing a new policy regarding player content and server moderation. to ensure that our community remains a place for normal, decent people to play and enjoy themselves without being exposed to degenerate twitter gooners and comp ♥♥♥♥ who play this game everyday untill there social security runs out.

Thankfully this hasn't been a much of a problem for now, since you wonderful people come from my youtube channel, and I didn't recruit all of you with sharty and 4chan ads (pathetic!)

This policy is not up for debate. It exists to set a clear boundary that prioritizes the safety, comfort, and pungs of our players.

To begin with, I am personally not allowing any degenerates whose entire personality is porn, reddit, or whatever other terminally online internet crap you suffer. When you are found you will be shoved into the Blue Heavy dungeon to be filled for all internet turnity, and be made fun of and laughed at like all those who come before you.

(Ok I'm writing this as a parody of castaway but why are they saying having actual loli cp ♥♥♥♥ on your profile and profile picture okay, but in game sprays its not, oh yeah cause they are all the best friends of the mod team hehe. but me? , i would find anyone who does that to be a freak that has no personality, and someone i wouldn't want to play with.)

• Possession, posting, or display of any content depicting or referencing minors in a sexualized, fetishized, or otherwise inappropriate manner (real or fictional).
  
  
• Advocacy, justification, or “ironic” posting related to pedophilia, grooming, or similar topics.
  
  
• Any attempt to normalize or disguise such content under labels such as “loli,” “shota,” “art,” “jokes,” or “free speech.”
  
  
• Distribution of or participation in communities centered around this kind of material.
  
  
• Being a try harding loser with no contribution to the community or current event of the server
  
  
• Being Unfunny/trying really hard to be funny
  
  
  Definition of Unprotected Content
  
  Unprotected Content is defined as any of the following:
  
• Pedophilic or grooming-related material or discussion.
  
  
• Fetishized depictions of minors (real or drawn).
  
  
• Explicit or degenerate sexual content, regardless of “irony” or “intent.”
  
  
• Portraying Rick May in an unfunny and offensive fashion such as “Rick May
  
  
• Being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that’s trying to be super funny and just failing in all regards and ruining the vibe
  
  Players using or promoting Unprotected Content may be immediately removed or banned. No warnings will be issued, and no appeals will be considered.
  
  
  Definition of Approved Content
  Approved Content is defined as any of the following:
  
  
• Rick may and/or fellow rick may universe/twerkverse material or discussion.
  
  
  
• Fetishized depictions of Heavy as an evil horror monster with blue skin that pumps greedy sluts like GreyMann, Gordon Freeman, ect.
  
  
• Bullying Those who need bullying
  
  
• Friendship and love in vaski’s image

Players using or promoting approved Content may be immediately praised and loved. No warnings will be issued, and no appeals will be considered.



Protected Content is any normal, non-explicit, or harmless autistic person, gay, or trans girl who wanders into the server. Vote-kicking or "unfunny" harassment of these players instead of farming ze lolzors will result in loss of privileges.

The purpose of this policy is to ensure that our community does not become a safe haven for predators or degeneracy in any form.
We are not interested in “ironic” justifications, endless debates, or academic arguments about art and fiction. This is a gaming space for the average joe, and I don't care about people using “free speech” to justify degeneracy.
Players deserve a community where they can participate without encountering ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who spam the n word 24/7 with brainrotted sharty humor. Or full of sensitive trans girls who kick you for the even slightest of “ouchies”

Enforcement of this policy will be strict and immediate.
All matches and sessions are subject to review, and any player found in violation will be permanently removed, punged, gaped,blued (sometimes greened) and filled.
There will be no unr*pe process for these offenses.

This community is meant to be a place for good-faith players who want to have fun and share creativity without dealing with losers across all of the political spectrum. Those who cannot follow that simple principle are not welcome here.
We take pride in maintaining a punged, pumped, and morally consistent environment.
If that aligns with your values — welcome.
If not, there are plenty of other communities full of tf2 obsessed nerds more suited to your tastes.

“What the ♥♥♥♥ was random thinking with this lmao, cacagay is trying to hard to keep players and try to seem like “cool tf2” when its played by the most stupid twitter people ever.

And the only reason why this got out, is because they are actually getting owned by SOUTHERN NINJA, and are scared of losing the like 4 players of going to his server.

So after months of constant protest, this new ♥♥♥♥♥♥ half baked policy that blames its own player base is posted, in order to pander to the people wanting this ♥♥♥♥ gone for so long, and being HUMILIATED in the group chat for even saying that the degeneracy is wrong, rip pasta”