We are The Crew.

"Flea is an uncultured swine with no nipples cause it's not his turn." -Hayzuse Kryst

This the official steam group of The Crew. The Crew is a group of guys who have been friends for years. The steam group, consisting of the gamer population of The Crew, is a branch off of the main group. We like screwing around in tf2 together and playing Sanctum 2.

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=272639061&tscn=1404087848

*When a prep says that they're a nerd/gamer*
"You merely adopted the nerd. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see a prep until I was already a teen, and by then it was nothing to me but annoying!" -FleaDog


*The Crew is out bowling one night and Short Tail is keeping track of scoring and such*
Flea: *Bowls a strike* "Oh yeah! That's right! Suck it!" *Everyone goes wild*
Short Tail: "Flea! It's not your turn!"
Flea: "What?"
Short Tail: "It wasn't your turn! It doesn't count."
Flea: "..."
Short Tail: "It's not your turn."

Soris: "I think we can agree that FleaDog was the worst in that game."
FleaDog: "You know what Soris, you should buy a pineapple from the store. Then you should take it, and swallow it whole! And die from it! We will write on your tombstone 'Here lies Soris. He died from swallowing a pineapple whole! What an idiot!'"

Jay: "Dang it that's bull penis!"

*Benji gets pulled over by a cop*
Cop: "Did you hit that car?" (He didn't)
Benji: "Umm no?"
Cop: "I have a witness saying that you did"
Benji: "I assure you that I didn't hit him."
Cop: "Well my witness says you did!"
Benji (what he thought about saying): "Well your witness has down syndrome!"

Twango: "Hey Chris, spell guinea pig!"
FleaDog: "But I don't have a guinea pig to smell?"

Short Tail's Guide to Pyro's Balancing