GROND
Shane
Tampa, Florida, United States
There is a not unlikely risk that there is a P320 in my prison pocket and that you are in danger from a negligent discharge. I can be trusted.
There is a not unlikely risk that there is a P320 in my prison pocket and that you are in danger from a negligent discharge. I can be trusted.
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Captaining my Skipjack in the '68 campaign. Fired a spread of Mk. 16 Torps at two Commie merchants that steamed head on at me. I spliced between them for optimal firing solutions. Nailed both of them. Then that merchant that is able to run at 20+ knots does a full 180 as he is trailing said convoy. I fire a MK. 37 at him and wait for it to acquire until I begin to dive 700 feet and launch two more Mk. 37s, one each, at the escorts that all of a sudden have woken up to my presence. They proceed to do loops for 35+ minutes evading a torpedo they could outrun in a straight line. In my escape I decide lets go see how my first homing torpedo managed. Well... Low and behold. The ship is crippled. Dead in the water. Time to put my Nuclear Powered Attack Submarine Uboat captain hat on. Launch one last Mk. 16 and finish the job. Smooth. Back to my regularly scheduled program of pushing 30 knots to the North. Next mission? Three Novembers show up and send so many torpedoes my way I wish I never left port. Takes me the better part of an hour to systematically get in their baffles and watch them helplessly sink to the bottom as the Mk. 37s don't have enough warheads to outright kill them. "The sounds of their hulls crushing is good for my crew's morale", I tell myself as I stare a hole through the next orders from command telling me to go sink another invasion fleet heading to Bergen. 10/10 would get sunk again.
Bombad Newports 14 Mar, 2020 @ 1:20pm 
Ok Boomer
GROND 12 Oct, 2017 @ 7:40pm 
Some say he has beter things to do han turn a game off......
Shmat Cat 12 Oct, 2017 @ 11:39am 
Some say that War Thunder still runs continuosly on his computer to this day.........
GROND 30 Sep, 2017 @ 7:57am 
Alas my fellow citizen, for I am thy greatest POTUS, your thoughts of me have been twisted by the "Fake News" and Antifa. I suggest you buy my book "The Art of the Deal" and learn that people should use their minds and facts in politics and not their emotions, like Killary, for she is truly a nasty woman and belongs in jail.
the_liberal_agenda 24 Sep, 2017 @ 8:25am 
♥♥♥♥ you! you white, racist, alt-right, nazi, lethal patriarchal piece of human garbage!
Shmat Cat 25 Aug, 2017 @ 3:53pm 
25th of August, 2017. A key moment had presented itself, and it was time to strike. A group of memers called out to their greatest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in their hour of need........and he was silent.