- If being cool was illegal, i´d be a criminal.
- If attacked by monkey, dont fight back. Monkey is stronger.
- Roses are red, Harambe is in heaven, his ass was kicked, by legend 27
- I bet you kiss Girls, ♥♥♥♥♥!
- Did you know that the sun is actually bigger than the moon!?
- God is like earth admin.
- To have a baby you gotta pee in her
- Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck, i´m scared of toasters.
- Did you know that Kansas City welcomes 25 million visitors anally
- Less upsetti more Spaghetti