To begin, I bring forth a conundrum. What is the concept of art, and what does it do to the human psyche? Some would argue that art creeps and manifests into any and all human concepts we see in one or another, yet others would say that it is more disciplined, and calculated. This program demonstrates that neither are true, and rather that art is embodied in this game - and this game alone. To experience this game, one must play alone, in the dark, and with the music clearly ripped from The Sims at full volume, with no clothes on. I did the following, and I can safely admit that I have been rocked to my core.

This video game - nay - this visual experience, was gifted unto me by a dear friend, who promised me that this experience would noble and humble me, bring me down to the core of my centre being. It did not only do that, but it introduced me to the sixth sense. I felt the presence of my deceased grandfather, who in a fleeting moment, unleashed a chilling breath upon my naked skin, and laid eyes upon the boy he saw grow up, mature, and reach the ripe age of 16, before leaving this mortal bind. Now, as a 21 year old man, with wisdom and courage, he was humbled, and for a moment, proud, before he noticed I was playing a hentai game on my computer, with no clothes and the window open. In a moment, he was gone, and the temperature of my room rose to regular, and my spirit remained unbroken. I had levels to play, experiences to remember and ponder on when I am even more alone than I was then.

In these moments, I will remember you, Wet Beach ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I WILL remember you, and in those memories, I find solace. Not in the thoughts of arousal or sexuality, but enlightenment. This game has shown me that art is not a process of complicated emotions in physical form, but a spiritual embrace of those you do and do not know. Those you have witnessed, and those who have witnessed you - naked or not. This game has provided me with supreme evidence that there is a God, but he does not live for us. He embodies us, and the art we produce. Tonight, as I played this game, I witnessed him. I embraced him and for that, I am grateful. I am more than grateful, I dedicate myself to birthing bed of creative energy, and I would sacrifice myself and my belongings to experience the night I had with this game again.

Scratch that, it is not a game. Wet Beach ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a catalyst. A catalyst to the remainder of your untouched mind and soul.