Black Snape Stole My Xbox
Yennefa
There is no such thing as "rage baiting" in these discussion boards. You either want to discuss an opinion or you don't. If you don't want to read my opinion, close the window and begone. You are not forced to read my sh1t, but you will also not force me to silence my voice or police my words, just so you don't have to read uncomfortable truths or cry because you are a bad person and you will get called out for being that. My country had to endure TWO different dictatorships and we are reminded of it EVERY. FÜCKING. DAY. So, yeah, we are not soon to forget how this started, namely with censoring and silencing and controlling how people are "supposed" to think. I am not having it. Go to reddit, bluesky or other fascommunist platforms, if you want to brainwash easily manipulated weak minded people or eradicate people's free will.

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Imagine calling genuine concern, criticism and expression of viable and correct opinions "rage baiting" and thus trying to disqualify the only sensible voices and normalcy that had survived on this platform. I literally was upset at every clown award "awarded" and I certainly didn't try to farm them - I was and still am making fun of every single person who tried and discredit my voice and my right to free speech and my right to criticise dangerous woke ideology in games that is aimed at eradicating women, White people and the safety of children. I will not have my voice cancelled or my speech policed, just because professional victims and paid actors can't handle the truth. By kneeling before the loud crowd AGAIN, making awards "friendly" and "full of good vibes" you drown out every valid criticism and every voice of victims of ACTUAL abuse and violence of dangerous ideologies like wokeness, DEI, communism/socialism, islamism and others. I can handle the clown awards on my reviews and comments, I can handle the fascist bans and censorial deletion of my comments from discussion forums, even if I detested the clown awards, because the people awarding them are IN THE WRONG. But trying to FORCE people to act in a way that they don't want to act or behave, otherwise they will be punished is North Korea to the max. I will not be forced to smile and spread rainbow vibes while I am eradicated and my rights to safety and dignity are trampled. The only good thing about this is probably that the violent and dangerous leftoids are now equally bereaft of their opportunity to mass misuse clown awards.

IMANE KHELIF IS A MAN AND SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO PUNCH ANOTHER WOMAN AGAIN (AS HE DID IN THE PAST)! ESPECIALLY NOT WHILE OTHER DERANGED CREATURES CHEER HIM ON!

Games to Avoid, because the developers are raging misogynists:

Moonstone Island (White Erasure, Misogyny, Unscientific Pronoun Ideology)

Fields of Mistria (Misogyny, Unscientific Pronoun Ideology, Stochastic Terrorism)

Apico

Mudbourne

:CatMorta: Not that I am surprised that Steam is full of woman haters, but the worst ones are the developers of "cozy" farming games. Just saying. Nah, I have to change that: The most hateful misogynists are other women, especially those that call themselves mothers, then spend all their time on Steam playing games and raging at other women, wanting to "drive them into the ground" because they might be young or a "special snowflake". Disgusting. That are the kind of people that play "cosy, wholesome" games. They are full of venom and hate and vitriol and can never stomach the truth - they delete and censor and ban and then tell the Stasi more lies.

I had to grow up with a neglectful, abusive mother for the first 20 years of my life. I know one, when I see one. The "cesspool" is you. Go and take care of your children.

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Fields of Mistria (Sh1tr14) is the worst game I ever came across. Community is even worse and more hateful than SDV's.

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What a great romance-less game! (Immortal Life)
Thanks for all the clown awards! I invested the points in those emotes.


:WololoDE:
There is no such thing as "rage baiting" in these discussion boards. You either want to discuss an opinion or you don't. If you don't want to read my opinion, close the window and begone. You are not forced to read my sh1t, but you will also not force me to silence my voice or police my words, just so you don't have to read uncomfortable truths or cry because you are a bad person and you will get called out for being that. My country had to endure TWO different dictatorships and we are reminded of it EVERY. FÜCKING. DAY. So, yeah, we are not soon to forget how this started, namely with censoring and silencing and controlling how people are "supposed" to think. I am not having it. Go to reddit, bluesky or other fascommunist platforms, if you want to brainwash easily manipulated weak minded people or eradicate people's free will.

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Imagine calling genuine concern, criticism and expression of viable and correct opinions "rage baiting" and thus trying to disqualify the only sensible voices and normalcy that had survived on this platform. I literally was upset at every clown award "awarded" and I certainly didn't try to farm them - I was and still am making fun of every single person who tried and discredit my voice and my right to free speech and my right to criticise dangerous woke ideology in games that is aimed at eradicating women, White people and the safety of children. I will not have my voice cancelled or my speech policed, just because professional victims and paid actors can't handle the truth. By kneeling before the loud crowd AGAIN, making awards "friendly" and "full of good vibes" you drown out every valid criticism and every voice of victims of ACTUAL abuse and violence of dangerous ideologies like wokeness, DEI, communism/socialism, islamism and others. I can handle the clown awards on my reviews and comments, I can handle the fascist bans and censorial deletion of my comments from discussion forums, even if I detested the clown awards, because the people awarding them are IN THE WRONG. But trying to FORCE people to act in a way that they don't want to act or behave, otherwise they will be punished is North Korea to the max. I will not be forced to smile and spread rainbow vibes while I am eradicated and my rights to safety and dignity are trampled. The only good thing about this is probably that the violent and dangerous leftoids are now equally bereaft of their opportunity to mass misuse clown awards.

IMANE KHELIF IS A MAN AND SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO PUNCH ANOTHER WOMAN AGAIN (AS HE DID IN THE PAST)! ESPECIALLY NOT WHILE OTHER DERANGED CREATURES CHEER HIM ON!

Games to Avoid, because the developers are raging misogynists:

Moonstone Island (White Erasure, Misogyny, Unscientific Pronoun Ideology)

Fields of Mistria (Misogyny, Unscientific Pronoun Ideology, Stochastic Terrorism)

Apico

Mudbourne

:CatMorta: Not that I am surprised that Steam is full of woman haters, but the worst ones are the developers of "cozy" farming games. Just saying. Nah, I have to change that: The most hateful misogynists are other women, especially those that call themselves mothers, then spend all their time on Steam playing games and raging at other women, wanting to "drive them into the ground" because they might be young or a "special snowflake". Disgusting. That are the kind of people that play "cosy, wholesome" games. They are full of venom and hate and vitriol and can never stomach the truth - they delete and censor and ban and then tell the Stasi more lies.

I had to grow up with a neglectful, abusive mother for the first 20 years of my life. I know one, when I see one. The "cesspool" is you. Go and take care of your children.

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Fields of Mistria (Sh1tr14) is the worst game I ever came across. Community is even worse and more hateful than SDV's.

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What a great romance-less game! (Immortal Life)
Thanks for all the clown awards! I invested the points in those emotes.


:WololoDE:
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I wanted a Shopkeeping Sim. Instead I got some woke trash game. Should have known from the bald headed woman main character, really. But Mx. Two? Really? Get this gender ideology trash out of my life. There are two genders: male, female. End of story.

[Edit:] Oh, I severely hope this developer goes down the same path as the developer of Domina has, with his/her harrassment of people. Imagine making a game that is pandering and accommodating to every gender delusion to ever walk this earth and then intentionally misgendering a woman as "sir" to inflict distress and pain - imagine being so weak that you cannot even stand by your own ridiculous priniciples. :) And I do not care one bit, if it's one of your weak a$$ reddit memes that have never been funny in the first place. :) You misgendered me and you actually believe that you did it for the cause of fighting evil, when in fact you are the new fascism. Another ten years and all of your entitled woke battles will have been lost to normalcy and decency and a huge net of quality therapy. Good day! :)

[Another edit:] Oh, wow. I only noticed now that the developer sneakily snuck in some half-assed apology about him/her trying to PURPOSEFULLY hurt me, not only by misgendering me, but by also just meme'ing about the trauma I had to suffer from trans people in real life, by making light of it and downplaying it with a trash joke.

Yes, the game DOES push an agenda, a very clear one. Everyone with half a brain that hasn't that remaining half brainwashed by harmful ideology can see and smell it. You know what diverse actually means? People with CHARACTER TRAITS and a range of DISLIKES and LIKES. FULL STOP. You know what a character trait is for example? If someone is honest. A character trait is not some kind of skin colour, btw. or your sexual preferences. You know what a dislike is? If someone dislikes cold feet. You know what a like is? If someone likes spinach. You know what isn't diverse? People basing their whole being on a sole mental health issue, like believing you are the opposite sex or believing you can just opt out of your gender altogether, just because maybe you are an ugly woman or maybe because you are a gay man that doesn't want to accept that there are many men on this planet who are not gay. You know what an agenda is? When a small minority of people with massive mental health issues believes, that all of a sudden the whole of society has to pander to each and every one of their wishes, has to cater to any of their whims, has to accommodate for each of their disabilities and not only accommodate for this, NO - you have to celebrate it and acknowledge it as some form of higher tier human being, while at the same time sh1tting on everything that is decent and normal.

"Their identity is not even a big thing, they just exist." No, they don't "just exist", because non-binary is not an existing thing and neither is trans, because no one can changer their sex. It is a lie made up to force everyone around you to bow down to some narcissistic fascism. And yes, I am VERY offended by that. Because I won't be forced to tell lies and act like there is a naked "WOMAN with a penis" next to me in the locker room, where I am at my most vulnerable. I am offended by the sole thought of someone trying to coerce me into letting all of my guard down, getting rid of all of my instincts as a woman in the face of the dangers a man can pose to me in a situation like that, just so people like you can bathe in their perceived holier-than-Jesus-ness and their imagined higher moral ground, while you drive the most vulnerable in this society into the ground for it.
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This game and its hate- and spiteful community both really boil my blood.

So, first of all: The „loved one“ was a dog, of which unfortunately you have to keep a picture on your unmovable and unadjustable counter. I do absolutely understand people mourning their pets and considering them parts of their family and whatnot, but in this case buyers are kept in an ambiguous dark on purpose to grab more cash. (And the dev already announced that the price of the game will be increased at full release. Of course the game is not worth even the current price at all, but more on that later.)

I thought this game was directed towards an actual human being that tragically passed away or something and for me that made me want to support it. I wanted to know the story behind it. Plus, I absolutely adore Shop Simulations. Imagine my disgust when I found out it was just about a dog. If I were to develop a game and wanted to dedicate it to my pet, I would frokking say so. And I would also share the story behind my grief to make it more relatable. Even if I gave it a magical coat. Now I just have to wonder if this dog even existed at all. Keeping it ambiguous to pull at people's heartstrings comes close to fraud in my opinion.

And then being hatefully harassed in the discussion boards by a mob for criticism towards game mechanics (for something as minor as not being able to recycle or sell unwanted furniture; and reading through the boards, I wasn't the only one being harassed for criticism), by people who try to take you emotionally hostage and try to tear you apart mid-air over a dog that I couldn't care less about and that doesn't even have anything to do with my criticism towards the gameplay, is making me absolutely detest this game. „How dare you criticise this game? It is forbidden to criticise anything, because this game is CoooooZyy and pEAcEfUl!!1“ People actually consider you Hättlerrrr for criticising a game just because the developer explicitly stated that the game is all about a lost „loved one“. As if no other developer or artist ever created something after a loss or in dedication to loss. So anything like that is untouchable ever?

I'll try to remember all the different things that were simply horrible about this game. It's been a few weeks since I decided I cannot be arsched to go for the last five or so achievements, which would have been the most monotonous, unfun grind. Which is in turn somewhat surprising, in a game that becomes a „I wake up in the morning, click some contraptions in my shop and then watch everything happen by itself“ game. But unfortunately the „automation“ (grabbing stuff via an expensive kind of magical pillar with a much too small radius) doesn't level up your skills, while mindlessly auto-grabbing while auto-running (on one of four „funny“ magical mounts that just motionlessly hover beneath you) through a lovelessly, soullessly generated world does.

A world so uninspiring, because literally EVERYTHING is just bought Unity assets, from the trees that are mostly just hovering above the forest floor, to the uninspired items you sell in your shop to the really ugly and sometimes outright creepy NPCs that visit your world through a portal and also leave by said portal, because the developer with his „13 years of experience“ (LOOOOL, wut? Is your name per chance „Thor“ and you also worked at Blizzard?) couldn't be bothered to actually create a meaningful story for this stupid arsch „peaceful and cozy“ world. Why are all those adventurers even buying Healing Potions in a world with no violence? Nobody knows, so we just make them appear from an isekai with zero story, it would seem.

The customer NPCs are designed horribly, from their shrill and ugly hair styles and colours to their yellowish, dead eyes to their eversame clothing and their unnatural movement. They NEVER pay in a way that makes actual sense and that REALLY grinds my gears in a SHOP management game, where currency and money plays probably the biggest role. Also, prices for things do not follow any sensible rule, other than „do a 1.08 mark up on everything or the price will become red“ but people will still buy, just less, because everyone just has a predefined budget, but not a story behind it or actual needs or desires. Also, random animals come and buy stuff, because „hahahaha, oh, so funny, can't contain my laughter, have you seen that goat?? it bought a potato and then paid with a three hundred dollar chip!! amazeballs! best game i ever played!!1 cozy af“

If you expand the shop and get the next higher tier of items, there is no real price increase for those at all, so you shouldn't even bother unlocking anything ever, except for the automation that automatically restocks for you and also automated, soulless cashiers, so you yourself don't even have to play the game. Genius. If I go to my mobile I can have an idle clicker for less money. Just sayin'. Also, there are unlockables for „Setting everything to Market Price“, but nowhere is explained what that really means. Does it mean it actually reverts all the price changes I already painfully did on every single item? (Since of course there is no actual ledger where you could do it all in one place, that would be TOO. MUCH. QOL!!) Or does it mean, set everything to Market Price after I unlock it, because if you unlock stuff, WHY WOULDN'T IT BE SET TO MARKET PRICE FROM THE BEGINNING?? Make it make sense...

Well, anyway, just don't unlock anything. The other game mechanic in a Shop Sim, that actually makes it enjoyable USUALLY. If you actually play a shop sim and not some heartlessly clobbered together Sob Story Cash Grab (TM). And do not expand your shop either, because it suffers from the „Bottle Necking Progress and Padding Play Time Behind Ridiculously Priced Shop Expansion Tiles“ illness. Especially do not unlock the decorations that are scattered around in the expansions like they actually mattered. As far as I remember, you do not get more customers, just because you put up an ugly Christmas Tree that you can just clip through the ceiling if you want to, because nothing in this shop makes any sense.

Some time ago, Let's Game It Out played the game and of course showed all the ways in which it was horribly programmed, for example putting a fully stacked display on your cat. But since the developer was either too lazy or too inexperienced to actually fix those bugs, he acted like they were planned features from the beginning. And because it is „OH SO FUNNY, HAHAHAHA. I LIKE PUTTING HEAVY FURNITURE ON MY „LOVED ONES“, BECAUSE THEN THEY CRUSH UNDER THE WEIGHT AND I CAN MAKE A FRAUDULENT CASH GRAB GAME OUT OF IT.“ Get it? Also, if you want to brew and sell alcohol, you actually get LESS cash, as if you just sold the honey and the fruit or whatever the ingredients were, on their own. Pretty sure that was the case for other multi ingredient recipes as well. And if I remember correctly, the only thing worth selling was fish anyways, which would make sense, because fishing was the only thing you couldn't just senselessly automate and the super snoozy fishing mechanic would pad game time even more for this already incredibly boring game.

There is also no way to build chicken coops or other animal barns, or make your own farm (at least not for every item, just for about ten or so „special“ cauliflowers and sheet) so you wouldn't need to run around thirty kilometers of map to grab ressources or spend 100k money on 40 magical auto-grabber pillars and thus get to experience all the „whimsical“ little gnomes (that do not even talk to you) and unicorns (that also do not talk) and unfunny dinosaurs and sob story bears and some really lame octopus on a mountain that I had to auto-run and clip-through-map towards for like 30 real life minutes to get the achievement. The little farming we get also has a really BAD mechanic. [If you want to read the rest - since Steam has a ridiculous character limit, go to my profile.]
The rest of my review for "Teddy's Haven" that doesn't fit into Steam's ridiculous character limit
Just swish swoosh your magical rain wand over your foot sized plot every day, no matter if it's actually raining or not (would be too hard to program!) and then harvest after three days. That's it. Oh, and if you wonder why this game is so ressource devouring or sometimes stuttering: It is because the map is never ending. It has no boundaries. You can run – or rather magically fly across the ocean – chasing a huge golem and never reach it or the world's end. You can magically fall under the map though and clip through unfinished castles and what not. Astounding programming, really. A1. And don't come at me with „iT's StILl eARly acCeEsS!!1“ - I DO NOT CARE.

There are also various cats scattered around the map for no reason. But you cannot just pet them and then be on your way, no they follow you forever until you pet another cat. If you happened to innocently pet your own house cat in the morning, not noticing it following you and you pet another cat somewhere 500 miles further in the woods, your house cat will stay there and the other cat will follow you. Another way this developer shows love to the „loved ones“, great cinema. If you want to gather all the cats at or in your house, they magically vanish the next morning or the next time you reload – cannot remember which one it was.

There are also absolutely useless sprites in rainbow colours that you can collect, but you do not even get an achievement for this nor for finding all the cats or something. Scattering those things across the map is just one of the fake alibi reasons that make the game „the coziest in the whole fking galaxy“, because it has been „filled with life“, lmao. Another filled with life thing are the humongous „mythical“ creatures (read: Just more enlarged Unity assets) that – should you make the mistake of talking to them – fill you up with an insane amount of AI generated drivel that reminds me of the first baby steps of AI some years back, when people filled it up with all the Harry Potter books and then asked the AI to write another book, based on the originals. At least THAT gave me some chuckles, back then. In this game it is just really meaningless word salad that is supposed to make you feel immensely elated about some magical Facebook Old People Wisdom tile you just read. I could possibly shät better dialogue after eating some alphabet soup.

Because crafting was probably also too difficult to tackle, the „crafting“ in this game is: Put a Unity asset into another Unity asset, go to sleep in your Unity Asset and get another Unity asset as a result the next morning. No mini games, no actual crafting stations or workshops.. The music is a mix of GoT Ygritte's theme, some arranged early FF village theme and some Bethesda night time thief theme and that wouldn't be so bad, if it didn't hint at AI and also the loop is so short that it really gets annoying, especially since there is literally NO TIME whatsoever. You start the day, gather ingredients for an eternity and open the shop. The day only „ends“ (i. e. switches to night time) when the shop closes. After that you can gather another eternity before you go to bed. Also, there is no sensical way the music changes. Daytime theme, nighttime theme, some mysterious woods theme for no reason at all.. You fly over to the „Tropical Beach Fun“ Island that does look nothing like tropical beach fun, especially not during a massive thunder storm, so the music doesn't fit and it also doesn't fade in our out. It just immediately switches.

And so on and so on.. I don't know man, this game just seems like some massive SLOP with a lot of bought or emotionally hostaged SLOP reviews. I really, REALLY regret buying this and spending the time I did, trying to just get the chieves and be done with it.
My Review for Ingnomia because Steam forbids to review a game that I bought and is now not available in my country
I bought this game some years ago, now I wanted to check out the store page to see whether it is still Early Access, if it is worked on, look at reviews and discussions and stuff AND IT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY, when some years ago I could just buy it fine. It is ridiculous for a German developer to make the game not available in your own country, just so people will not leave more negative reviews on your abandoned game.

I see I only played 13 minutes. I guess it was because of the same things other people are criticising in their reviews (for which I had to use a VPN and an external browser to read..): Unfinished, buggy abandonware. What a shame.

There is a kind of disgust and hatred building within me towards the countless abandoned games I have in my library, so many on which I have waited patiently for years for any progress and you only get sh4t in your face. That is one of the countless problems you get with woke ideology: You get people that want to make a quick buck, start something they can never hope to finish and then go on to blame mental health issues for their lazy cash grabbing criminal practices. I wish Steam would hold them liable or get rid of Early Access for good.
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13 May @ 2:22pm 
Downloaded the "Grimshire" Demo and immediately uninstalled, after I saw that there are pronouns in the character customisation. Guys, go back to making your character selection "male" or "female" again, like in a normal world that is not reigned by mentally deranged people. If you have people choose between the only two existing genders, you won't need a choice of pronouns in your character customisation, because it defaults to the only grammatically correct versions that are needed.

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