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Slupsk, Poland
Martin just ran up a fifty buck bar tab. And now he wants to charge it
to you. You gonna pay it?
-- "The Rockford Files"
😷
Many people feel that if you won't let them make you happy, they'll make you
suffer.
😩
BEWARE! People acting under the influence of human nature.
😵
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
-- Jay Leno
😱
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
😚
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
😴
Variables don't; constants aren't.
🙁
Professor: I knew I should have shown him "Electro-Gonnorhea, the Noisy Killer."
🤔
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
-- Dwight Eisenhower
😘
bind "kp_home" "buy ak47; buy m4a1; buy p250;"
bind "kp_uparrow" "buy ak47; buy m4a1;"
bind "kp_pgup" "buy ssg08;"
bind "kp_leftarrow" "buy mac10; buy mp9;"
bind "kp_5" "buy awp;"
bind "kp_rightarrow" "buy ump45;"
bind "kp_end" "buy nova;"
bind "kp_downarrow" "buy tec9; buy fiveseven;"
bind "kp_pgdn" "buy p250;"
bind "kp_ins" "buy flashbang; buy flashbang; buy hegrenade; buy smokegrenade;"
bind "kp_del" "buy defuser; buy vesthelm;"
bind "kp_enter" "buy vest; buy defuser;"
bind "kp_plus" "buy defuser;"