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Catalonia, Spain



seriously, I’d be such a catch for a hot mommy gf psychology major!
first of all, I’m smol and adorable :3 😍 like who WOULDN’T want me?? 💕 and we all know that girls who major in psych 🧠 are all mommy material 👩👧 so I could be like their pet golden retriever 🦮 and their mentally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up daughter!!!!!
but here’s why I specifically 👩🦳 am a great candidate for being used 👀
I have mommy AND daddy issues (and the mommy issues are worse, like wow, isn’t that so quirky and unique? 🤪) so I’m already kinda a unicorn 💅 and also I had selective mutism, social anxiety, a stutter, AND a lisp as a kid (four in one deal 😳 better than McDonald’s frrr 😤).
Anyways