I'm not cheating but some playing suspicious, it's cause my dad works. Just ignore my nice whiff and 1000 ADR. And as a heads up I'm insane with pistols. Also I'm only 1 win from ranking up so be careful, but this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game doesn't care about me. Sometimes I play and I just wonder "HOW HAS HE DONE THAT THEN, I hit him in the forehead". Also if any physicists are here are miles in 2D different from miles in 3D? cause I feel 3D miles are OBJECTIVELY better. Also does anyone else's ears sweat? Also why am I the only one trying even though I'm bottom fragging. #justnutboithings Also if I'm bottom it's my bad I haven't reached my full potential. When I play I frag for squanch and Frank C my bois. Don't worry if your team is losing it's beneficial to you, promise. Also the best advice I can give is: the quicker you win games the quicker the games will end. Also if you tag me I wil call for a medic with at least 5 internets and if you dont believe me I'll see you in court. When I'm in a clutch I have a 99.9% winrate purely due to my movement bois. And now for some relationship advice from ya boi, "sex is a two player game" - Ghandi 2k19. You know I've been playing CS for 5 years and I don't even recognize it anymore, maybe I'm just an oblivious ♥♥♥♥, but you wouldn't even know you nibtard. Also any B-site players watch out cause I'm about to zywoo there. Just to be safe in-game I may tell you "I think there maybe one..." just allow. It's 100% okay if I tk you since you were pretty much dead anyway. Ey I see your mouth moving but no kill coming ♥♥♥♥♥. If you are mad call Gerg Mansbridge on 0800 001066. 3866.