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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.4 hrs on record
Sidescroller walking sim. Unless you can relate to the characters, who are crime committing degenerates who dont know how to spend their time, there is no fun to be had here.
Posted 9 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
As an individual completely obsessed with the anime, this is quite the fulfilling expierience adding more to what I already know about this amazing story. A Both more terrifying experience and heartbreaking one than what I've seen on the show, I can't wait to play more.
Posted 1 November, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1,082.7 hrs on record (759.6 hrs at review time)
The Good:
- Mako
- Thresher

The Bad:
- Tiger
- Great White

The Ugly:
- Hammerhead
- Bull

Simple Steps to enjoying the game:
- Make friends ASAP: Divers are weak when alone....
- Make Enemies ASAP: The game is more fun with rivals.
- Blend in with the crowd by picking that one shark to hate on,
Doesn't matter what anyone else says - THAT shark is overpowered!
- There's no such thing as losing - only unfortunate match-ups!
- Learn from the Pros - pressing o will definitely give you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- Laugh menacingly and select the bang-stick as your starting weapon
- Sell the bang-stick for an automatic weapon as soon as you realize you can't bang-stick
- Unleash your inner demon and play your power song in the background when you are a shark

Most Importantly... Take it one game at a time!
- stay calm, composed, and open-minded.
Learn the tips and tricks of the game and become a King of the Ocean.
Posted 1 January, 2015. Last edited 4 April, 2017.
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5,449.7 hrs on record (393.9 hrs at review time)
Game currently suffers from gross negligence from developers in the form of intant headshot cheating bots that plague most servers.
Posted 5 January, 2014. Last edited 5 June, 2024.
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