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*Russian accent 'Ideot'

If you are sitting on the fence on if you should buy this game, Ask yourself this question
Do you want to sink countless hours into feeding a knocked out dinosaur berries only to see it eventually be ravaged by a pack of wild raptors?
If your answer is yes, Buy it while its on sale!

If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie

Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.

Fail RP !

Bought a Lemonade stand
Sold a ♥♥♥♥ ton of lemonade
Became a billionare
10/10 Would sell lemonade again

This game is probably the worste game on the steam marketplace.
I would not even bother to download it. For a free to play , It sucks.
Dc Universe Online is soo much better, and it is also a free to play.
Dont waste your time downloading tf2. Download DCUO instead.
1/10

My first encounter with this game , Was when i logged onto steam and most of my friends list were playing it.
I did my research and discovered it was a mix between rust and chivalry, well thats where the developers got there inspiration from anyhow.
After alot of contamplation, I decided i would purchase Reign of Kings !,
I was so hyped , I loved rust and chivalry so i hoped this would tingle my nerdy gaming tastebuds with glorious smeg.
I logged on, So excited.
I was killed by 'steve', What a tit.
1/69
I hate you, steve -_-

Do you like getting mild goosebumps when you play a horror game? , Do you like to get scared and then laugh about how you got scared soo easily? , Do you love horror games that make you keep wanting more and more ? , Yes ? ....
WELL THIS GAME IS NOT FOR YOU ! ,
This game will make your arms swell with goosebumps , It will make your @nus turn into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crater. You will have to keep a $hit bucket beside you. This game was created by satan himself, and he even found it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary !, Only play this game if you want to stay up every night, Jumping at little noises and keep a knife by your bed, incase 'The Walrider' comes for you.

Spoon went into the base of 6 noobs with a pistol, Spoon came out 6 rocks richer.
10/10