Beer fiend
Synthwave junkie [open.spotify.com]
Toxic bastard



"Inhabitants of Peach Trees, this is Judge Dredd. In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. Ma-Ma is not the law. I am the law. Ma-Ma is a common criminal. Guilty of murder, guilty of the manufacture and distribution of the narcotic known as Slo-Mo, and as of now under sentence of death. Any who obstruct me in carrying out my duty will be treated as an accessory to her crimes. You have been warned. And as for you, Ma-Ma... judgement time."



"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!"



"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the north, General of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance. In this life, or the next."



"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."



"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."



"Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!"



"Come on in, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Come on in. Ol' Painless is waitin'."



"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... dyin' time's here."



"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."



"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."



"You're a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty."



"I like to keep this handy. For close encounters."



"This world is made of love and peace!"



"I'm a lead farmer, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"



"By my deeds I honour him. V8."



"I'm gonna get me Big Baby."



"If it bleeds, we can kill it."



"I aim to misbehave."



"Anytime."