Walrus

UGC Highlander
Season 14 - Steel - Destructive! (3-4) - Soldier
Season 15 - Steel - Destructive! (5-4) - Soldier (Co-leader)
Season 16 - Silver - Big Beautiful Heavies (Left after week 2) - Medic
Season 16 - Steel - Yellow Pubmarine (3-4) - Allclass Sub
Season 17 - Steel - The Meme Regime (6-2)(7th Place) - Medic (Leader)
Season 18 - Steel - The Meme Regime (11-1)(1st Place) - Medic (Leader)
Season 19 - BREAK
Season 20 - Silver - Literally Anything Else (4-4) - Soldier
Season 21 - Silver - LiveLoveMuse (Dead) - Engineer

UGC 6v6
Season 17 - Steel - Mad Cuz Bad (3-5) - Pocket (Leader)
Season 18 - Silver - Skyline (3-5) - All-Class Sub
Season 19 - Silver - Diners, Drive-ins and Dives (4-4) - Medic
Season 20 - Silver - Banana Waifu Waffles (1-1) - Demoman (Leader)
Season 20 - Silver - Wew Lad (4-4) - Pocket
Season 21 - BREAK
Season 22 - Steel - Coffee Monsters (5-2) - Demoman
Season 23 - Silver - Disciples of Moses (Dead) - Pocket

ESEA 6v6
Season 22 - Open - Oi Vey! (5-1) - Medic (Leader)

UGC 4v4
Season 3 - Iron - UserError (3-0) - Soldier (Leader)
Season 5 - Iron - Moneybaggers (2-4) - Soldier (Leader)
Season 6 - Iron - ♥♥♥♥ B4 Frags (0-1) - Soldier (Leader)
Season 7 - Steel - Ice Bears Skating (6-3) - Demoman (Leader)

Oblivion: So oblivion was watching the movie oblivion while playing skyrim: oblivion
Walrus: Did you just say Skyrim: Oblivion?
Walrus: BRUH
Walrus: THAT'S NOT OK

Shirt_: More rings than are on a jewish lady

Walrus: Hi
Walrus: How can I help you?
Somebody: Nothing, I just friended you as a bragging right
Somebody: jk jk
Walrus: lol
Somebody: Seriosuly though, you're one of those pros
Somebody: I saw your account
Somebody: and You're not only a pro, but a friendly and super-cool pro

Alphafox: your name might be the gayiest thing i ever ready right after the alphafox2234

5ergey: my cats twitching atm rofl
Walrus: wut

bojell: ♥♥♥♥ YOU ME

Milky: reno just called me a widdle meme cake
Walrus: nice
Walrus: now you can be the dom
Milky: thanks walrus

In Love With The DJ: I like the josh picture, from drake n josh right?

Companion: I just realized my config isn't even in my autoexec but it's cool

Mr. K: wait
Mr. K: so
Mr. K: do you just have a folder filled with jontron profile pictures

Oate: <3 penis
Oate: ♥♥♥♥ wrong person

Shirt: brb
Shirt: back
Shirt: also ♥♥♥♥ you

Companion: Cookie

Sunday, February 14, 2016
Bearnaut: WHO NEEDS VALENTINES SALE
Bearnaut: FREE HD ON PH

Bearnaut: you better warm up your jaw
Bearnaut: cause im about to make you lose your ♥♥♥♥ over the next joke
Walrus: uhm
Bearnaut: knock knock
Walrus: who's there
Bearnaut is now Offline.
Bearnaut: NOT ME

Mr. K: In 2007 a 4.5-foot (1.4 m) long fossilized penis bone from an extinct species of walrus, believed by the seller to be the largest in existence, was sold for $8,000. Walrus baculum, approximately 22 inches (59 centimetres) long.

Crowley: there
Crowley: are
Crowley: frogs
Crowley: on
Crowley: my
Crowley: window
Crowley: help

Shirt: my ♥♥♥♥ is harder then its ever been because of this hype
Shirt: also don't send that to anyone out of context danke

Shirt: and I didn't meme because I don't do that

Shirt: I don't wear pants
Shirt: I just wear upsidedown shirts

Squish: so i was scrolling down my friends list drinking some tea and idk why but i saw your name and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tea exploded all over my monitor. thank you friend
Rub the genie out of my ♥♥♥♥: nice

Walrus: I'm good
Mak: I believe you

Companion: i dislike engie heavily
Walrus: i dislike heavy engily

Drew: You're the best med in UGC, right?

Mr. K: what if
Mr. K: i hired a bunch of male prostitutes
Mr. K: and had a ♥♥♥♥♥ out funeral for the monkey home boy
Mr. K: and thered be like
Mr. K: a 21 ♥♥♥♥♥ salute

Alpha: i cant even tell when soomeones a furry but bronys stick out like sore penises at the gyoclogist

Lunean: get on my level
Walrus: you mean low steel
Lunean: ♥♥♥♥ you

Lunean: ur a dm god
Walrus: LOL
Walrus: no

Walrus: were you born a gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or did the internet just make you one
Shirt_: why not both?

fly with no buzz: btw i hab a question
Bearnaut: ask away
fly with no buzz: that dood on yer steam friends that runs birb
fly with no buzz: is that ACTUALLY jontron

Shirt_: ♥♥♥♥ your memes

Bearnaut: mexicans are salty memelords

Bearnaut: walrus
Bearnaut: tell me what you want
Bearnaut: what you really really want
Walrus: I'll tell you what I want
Walrus: what I really really want
Bearnaut: do you want bepis
Walrus: yes
Walrus: how'd you know?

Shirt: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my daughter's tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is my favorite pastime

Frisk: aaaaaa

FlamboyantFaustino: i thought you were normal

bo_: *smooches homies*
bo_: nou gay

bo_: Th Lemming : is that a john tron sign?
bo_: I was using my sign of you
bo_: are you proud