Your existence is a light 1. And the 1 is cause you are alive. and cause you somehow wifed a black girl I'm feeling a light to decent 1 on your existence

dude come into the shop talking about "can i get a raw black king size"

the homie that lets you crack on occasion

visited my village in tây nguyên vietnam, gave us a 12 pack of dasani and said to me "you've got a bright future kid"

the quesarito is back

tuff indian brodie who smells like nihari 😤💯

nguyen dat ho

You. Me. 2016. Taco Bell.

the slimer of westheimer

uses grinder to beat meat

fking cheater lmao

+rep super nice to my kid, weird fella but has good intentions

steam friend here, i was looking at my friends list when i saw you went 1-13 on Mirage earlier. is everything okay? not the performance i expected from you as my steam friend. i'll have to think twice about inviting you to play with me next time, or keeping you on my friends list.

+rep is the azerbaijani duke dennis

THIS GUY IS A SCAMMER AND LUVS ♥♥♥♥ IN ARSE. STAY CAUTIOUS ABOUT ANY INTERACTIONS WITH HIM

-rep digs in his ass

pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking my ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

Rise and grind sunshine, theres two types of people in this world:
- bread getters
- bed wetters
And brother, i am all out of beds & on my way to the bakery

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Knew a guy in Highschool who loved Xanax but would always be like "Ah not a fan of the green ones though, they make you do gay ♥♥♥♥ hahaha" and then when you'd go over to chill he'd only have Green ones and do the Jim from Office face and gesture to em all "Psh... crazy right? Can't believe this is all the guy had" and then take 6 and zero in on your balls while he drooled on hiself

hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized zo himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get zos attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help zo notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*

My favourite uncircumcised Asian american YouTuber!

I went to school today and have an URGE to edge all day! Normally at night at around 12:00 pm, i whip out my ipad and wank my willy to skibidi toilet! Last night i forgot and that left me with this horrible urge! And here we are today in fourth period science. I’ve always be extremely lustful of my science teacher, she has a level 3 GYATT after all. But today after forgetting my skibidi wank, she bent over in front of me to help my friend ethan, and i EXPLODED ALL OVER HER GYATT!!! I was like “♥♥♥♥ it!” And spreaded it all over her body like it was butter on toast!

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep nice aim
+rep pro player
+rep funny
+rep insane with awp
+rep insane player
+rep Friendly dude
+rep clutch
+rep pro player
+rep awp god
+rep new s1mple
+rep great player
+rep killing machine
+rep insane flicks
+rep good awper
+rep Best Supporter
+rep Best entry fragger
+rep AWP GOD

Beautiful Pakistani knee-caps

fatass mf

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.

ublyudok, mat' tvoyu, a nu idi syuda govno sobachiye, reshil ko mne lezt? ti, zasranets vonyuchiy, mat' tvoyu, a? Nu idi syuda, poprobuy menya trahnut', ya tebya sam trahnu, ublyudok onanist chertov, BUDT TI PROKLYAT, IDI IDIOT, TRAHAT' TEBYA I VSU SEMYU, GOVNO SOBACHIYA, zhlob vonyuchiy, dermo, suka, padla, idi syuda merzavets, negodyay, gad idi syuda TI GOVNO, ZHOPA

welcome to mcdonald what you order bruh 😅 can i get a oreo mcflurey ya 😊 we not serving ice cream right now, its broken at the moment can i get you something ya 😄 ooh i know you aint say that let me go in there and check the back 🤔 sir u gotta calm down and accept that 😡 i know your ice crem machine working yea thats all cap

Hey man. I just wanted to say I appreciated your sermon the other night. I had no idea you had almost all of Leviticus memorized! Keep up the great work

You might not know about it but Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.

hey smell my finger

I'm writing this from the future, the year is 2069 and finger butt has been outlawed. The global financial system has collapsed and Trump was reelected to the presidency of the entire world. The tipping point was some dude named Sneaky Laxative griefing Mia Khalifa's minecraft house. This spurred a rush of events such as cricket becoming a mandatory subject in senior year of highschool. America discovers Quantum Teleportation but uses it for UberEats and the vast majority of the population become so overweight that sinkholes begin to appear when they walk outside. Russia accidentally detonates the gay bomb over their home soil causing their entire population to be destroyed after everyone stopped having kids. Iran becomes the Secular Freethinkers Republic of Iran after His Excellency Hassan Rouhani حسن روحانی read a book that wasn't the Quran and the guy who invented Bitcoin is revealed to be an old Yugoslavian woman who was just trying to plug in her computer to read Emails

oh, you’re my igl? pushes you against the wall prove it. prove it to me. shotcall for us. you’re my igl now. pins you to the wall and grabs your waist and ♥♥♥♥ you’re my igl, understand? grabs your throat i can’t hear you, tell me that you’re my igl and MY igl only

I am a gun nerd. I know things about guns that most gun store owners don't know. This game actually taught me things about guns I didn't know. The attention to detail on the guns is incredible, and nearly all of them have at least some actual real world counterpart (except the automat. ♥♥♥♥ that gun.).
For this reason alone I have to give hunt a positive review. It is the first game in a long time to tear me away from pubg.

Started from the bottom, now we way up
And I got the baddest b^^ch, she stay tough
Ain’t no f^^kin’ playing, we ain’t Gameboys
Now we got a name, they wanna frame us

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

*Smirks*
Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. *pulls you in and stares deeply into your eyes* Daddy made a new discord server, you should check it out. We respect women and just weeb out!
*Growls* Come on and join the link in bio. Don’t be shy. *Chuckles* It’s safe baby girl I don’t bite. *Caresses your face* See ya there.

Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady. In the end these girls always go after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guys who treat them like ♥♥♥♥, and only talk to me to cry about it. I’m sick of being considered ‘beta’ or whatever you call it.

cool dude to csgo with

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser

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got jizz stains on himself cant be trusted #jizzonhimself