This young man reminds me that hell is real

He a slave to this ♥♥♥♥♥ call me mastaaaaaaaa

+rep super nice to my kid, weird fella but has good intentions

+rep curvy in all the right places

"Your aim is insane." Humd said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Evan's pants and smirked. Are you trying to spray me?" protests Evan, as Humd blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Evan. "Weak ass eco play, Humd ." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Evan dropped his Sova arrow into Humd's open bombsite.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.