you are a toaster on fire with a child trying to make toast in a blender while the blender is being blended by a bigger blender and that blender is on fire with a penguine trying to eat the blender while he is choking you are sitting in the corner with your aim hack killing everyone that is trying to help

♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you

I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary.

I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends.

When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight fight in american.)

I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Hange.

I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.

When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin.

When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.

I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed

Man this guy is really cool! I wish i was even half as cool as this guy right here but compared to him i am nothing, a soulless husk of a human being. He is the absolute epitome of mankind and there is nothing you can do to change my mind. If you aren't physically in love with this guy i will personally come to your house and execute your entire family in front of you. And I swear to god if you ever talk about him in a negative manner i will bring down the very wrath of the gods upon your pathetic existence.

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If you are a beautiful strong femboy, someone will put this in your comments.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are.
If your friend delete this comment, he hides that he is gay. Help him say "Its ok to be gay"