WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this to 10 other steam comments, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. Apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will either get kissed or asked out, if u fail to post the little dead girl will be in ur room tonight

Ingredientes para 6 pessoas:
1 pato
1 cubo de caldo de galinha
1 cebola
7 cravinhos
1 cenoura
600g de arroz
2 chouriços
Sal q.b.
Pimenta q.b.
Preparação:

1. Coza o pato em cerca de 2 litros de água com um pouco de sal, pimenta, o cubo de caldo de galinha, a cebola com os cravinhos espetados, a cenoura e o chouriço.
Deixe cozer entre 40 a 50 minutos.
Depois de cozido, retire tudo para uma travessa e coe o caldo.

2. Leve o arroz a cozer no caldo e rectifique de sal.

3. Desfie o pato.
Corte um chouriço em cubinhos e o outro chouriço em rodelas.

4. Num tabuleiro espalhe metade do arroz e sobre este espalhe o pato e o chouriço em cubinhos.
Cubra com o restante arroz.
Alise e em cima coloque as rodelas de chouriço.

5. Leve ao forno previamente aquecido nos 200º entre 15 a 20 minutos.

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I Facked your family, english dog, you loser!

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Omg pls dont hack me it was joke