bounce on my nards freaky deaky style

actuawwy buddy this is my goilfwend and we gonna beat u UP!!!! (fist emoji angry face emoji!)

This guy ♥♥♥♥♥ massively and you try to tell me that he doesn't, I know you know nothing about TuckxTuck and that's real man

I love my fans \/

Good Little Goy

Good little goy queues another comp game,
sipping that soy latte to stay nice and tame.
He nods at the patch notes, "Valve knows best, hooray!"
downloads the update, then logs in to play.

Crate pops open, another blue trash,
but good little goy just buys the key stash.
"Shiny new glove, just one more case,"
he whispers while Valve counts the shekels on base.

Rank up? De-rank? Doesn't matter, sweet goy,
grind that XP, consume, enjoy.
Prime subscription paid, battlepass claimed,
good little goy stays perfectly lamed.

Vapes his rainbow puff, mango mist so fine,
seed oil nuggets, washed down with Dew divine.
Estro-glow cheeks in the RGB shrine,
good little goy, forever in line.

Keep fragging bots in your dopamine dream,
the goyslop flows smooth in this pixelated scheme.
You're doing great, buddy, now open one more,
Valve's smiling down from the corporate shore.

yo, is that you in your pic?

...You be lookin like a snack attack