Recent reviews by Albert Wesker

Come for the peak, stay for the mid.

Microsoft is so stupid

I JUST WANT A SEQUEL! PLEASE! KEEP THE RTS ELEMENTS, THEY'RE BADASS. I'LL BUY 10 COPIES IF YOU MAKE IT, PLEASE!

I disabled it in the DLC menu, I don't need cheat dlc in my deluxe edition, I need cool, fun costumes like Ashley in a Gir hoodie.

My friend joined my game and instantly dabbed, I'd ask for a refund if I bought it.

The first chapter was alright, set up some decent intrigue.

But then they ♥♥♥♥ it all up.

They immediately do a 180 on the plot twist they did at the end of the first chapter, shoehorn characters from the first game, and over-explain things that never even needed explaining on how they happened in Bioshock 1. With a whole bunch of retcons and merging ideas that are incredibly out of place in Rapture from the vanilla Bioshock Infinite made this a really messy successor.

It tried to bring closure to the series that already started off incredibly tightly knit, not needing any additions.

Well, I already own most of these things...So uhhh...Huh.

There's no "Meh" button, overall I liked it so it's fine for me.

The perk deck is virtually useless on difficulties over overkill. I kind of with with a perk deck titled Tag Team, there'd be more an emphasis on teamwork apart from putting a mark on an ally and healing them. Ideally it should have more healing than Gambler, since Gambler is completely passive.

The melee is a joke, literally, it's based off an old video of theirs. It has the same exact stats as the greatsword, and in the video, titled Two handed Great Sword, they were riffing over a video demonstrating a greatsword.

The airbow is probably the best part of the DLC, it's a low concealment crossbow that has multiple arrows in its magazine. On release it was totally busted having 26 concealment without any mods. It was insane.

Characters are entirely subjective, and are up to you whether you want to use them. I find myself using Hila a fair bit.

It's like a 3/10 DLC, a bit below average, but maybe you'll find a use in it? If it's unowned, you could safely skip it.

If you're an H3H3 fan like myself, the novelty and airbow might be enough for you.

We don't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have hercules but we have this no-name goober.









Jokes aside, a great character.

In this game you play as a depressed zombie named Gams who has to travel across the land of Europe and collect the souls of monsters and knights like he's collecting pokemon. You can also meet other depressed zombies, the zombies you meet up with will either be puddles of blood that turn into ghosts who jump off cliffs because they're so hornswaddling depressed to be stuck in such a perpetually ♥♥♥♥♥♥ situation. You can also leave messages for other zombies to see, most of them talking about thrusting, and horse anus, or pointing out fake walls that aren't there and get 1500 upvotes. Be a part of the craze that's sweeping the land faster than Germany over Poland's borders!

In this game you'll be asking a lot of questions and looking for answers, you'll play the game once and not understand, play through again and then not understand, then watch Epicnamebro and then understand the story and act like a self reigious ♥♥♥♥ in Youtube comments.