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2 people found this review helpful
20.9 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
Resident Gear Solid: Guns of Requiem
You play an aging protagonist infected with a deadly virus. Revisit an iconic location from the previous game. Go toe-to-toe with an old nemesis. You have flashbacks. There's characters from previous games, even a motorbike chase. And towards the end of the game, you are completely broken, staggering down a corridor. You might say it's just like old times.
Posted 8 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Mr. President, they released the second concord
Posted 29 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
100% a friendslop game to hit "biden blast" with "n-word ball"
Posted 6 August, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
10.7 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're reading this recommendation, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this recommendation in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Posted 16 April, 2025. Last edited 16 April, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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703.7 hrs on record (104.5 hrs at review time)
Posted 8 June, 2024.
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13 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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11.6 hrs on record
Better to save your money, go buy something for your family or beer
Posted 5 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
waiting for release on play market
Posted 19 September, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
41.1 hrs on record
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⣱⢣⡛⢼⡆⠙⣿⣟⡷⣯⣟⣾⣽⣻⢃⡑⠢⢆⡰⢁⠎⡰⢡⣱⣾⢯⡐⢌⠢⣁⠖⡠⢃⠎⡘⢸⣿⣽⣻⢷⣯⢿⣞⡿⠃⢺⠽⣹⢎⠧
Posted 4 September, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
this game is trash
Posted 30 May, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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105.9 hrs on record
Ой, все. В ♥♥♥♥♥. Даже плащ экзотический купить нельзя без DLC. Удалил ♥♥♥♥♥. Но не из-за этого, а потому что делать нехуя в игре.

То есть миссии и контракты дрочево, одно и тоже, каждый день раз за разом. Мир хоть и открытый, но пустой и никчемный.
Лут НЕ ПАДАЕТ. То есть я открываю вкладку с броней или оружием и там процентов 70% закрыто, но ♥♥♥♥ за 170 часов упало из этого ♥♥♥♥♥. Твердо и четко прописано что с открытого мира, но падает то, что уже есть. А если и новое, то по статам говно. ♥♥♥♥♥, я до сих пор в синем плаще на 70 и лучше него ничего не дропнулось. А чтобы дропнулось мне нужно до посинения дрочить контракты на статичных планетках и статичных налетах, дрочить паноптикум с одинаковыми комнатами и кузню. Я ♥♥♥ знает какие там комнаты и ивенты в DLC, но фришый вариант дрисни убог. Даже с испытаний падает одно говно что особого смысла их делать и нет.

Глубина игры нулевая. Качать нечего, билдить нечего. Что есть, тем и играй и успешность твоего игрунства зависит от дропа. И чтобы его получить надо...правильно, дрочить статичные миссии до издыхания.


Короч дизайн игры в большинстве норм, сделано качественно, дорого, озвучка, катсцены, вся ♥♥♥♥♥. Концепт геймплея убог и сливает Варфрейму наглухо. Игра на 100 часов пройти квесты, 100 часов квесты в DLC и 50 часов на рейды с друзьями. Потом можно забывать об игре ибо в обычное время делать в ней нехуя.
Posted 10 April, 2023. Last edited 10 April, 2023.
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