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Hello. I want to pway a game. You have been caught in my twap. I'm Jigsaw, and fow ten yeaws I have watched society faww apawt. But wet me teww you about YOU - you awe compwetewy bawwd with a MASSIVE fowehead. Wike, weawwy big. Nyah~ blushes Youw head is so smowoth and shiny, pewfectwy pewwished. Youw fowehead stauwts whewe othews' gowe ending, UwU.
So what do you say? Awe you wiwwing to pway the game with this bawwd, big-foweread'd cutie? Togethew we shaww tewst thowe who have induwged in nowmaw wives. The tests may be dangewous, but if you survwive, you shaww gain wedempwtion. nuzzles Pwease pway with me? ^w^

Definitely the best portal player i know though

lies

The worst elden ring player ive ever met

Because ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piss ugly Luke. Woofer lent me your acc for Elden Ring, thx.

why won't u date me