Thirdrail
Reed
Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States
I wish we'd kept the flap button. Joust had a flap button. Joust was about riding an ostrich into battle. That's what I signed up for. No one told me I'd spend an entire decade refighting WWII. I've played a hundred WWII games if I've played one, too many to count, far too many to name or remember, but I'll tell you this for free: not one of those WWII games had a flap button. Which, look, I'm not blaming game devs. I am blaming the soldiers, though. Everyone who fought in WWII, on both sides, who failed to bring an ostrich. ♥♥♥♥ those guys.
I wish we'd kept the flap button. Joust had a flap button. Joust was about riding an ostrich into battle. That's what I signed up for. No one told me I'd spend an entire decade refighting WWII. I've played a hundred WWII games if I've played one, too many to count, far too many to name or remember, but I'll tell you this for free: not one of those WWII games had a flap button. Which, look, I'm not blaming game devs. I am blaming the soldiers, though. Everyone who fought in WWII, on both sides, who failed to bring an ostrich. ♥♥♥♥ those guys.
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KillerFromGod 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:11pm 
let me know whenever you awaken from your great slumber
Malsomalso 2 Aug, 2014 @ 2:43am 
thanks :Khappy:
alltd17 18 Jul, 2014 @ 2:39pm 
you play ets2 multiplayer?
Thirdrail 17 Dec, 2013 @ 10:17am 
You used me for a badge!
Pixel Star 17 Dec, 2013 @ 4:37am 
just posting this for the badge :p
WinterMute 0101 13 Nov, 2013 @ 12:30pm 
Wow, I don't know what to say! That was so generous of you, thank you so much! I owe you one! :D (I guess I did know what to say after all!)