toe matar #savetf2
goldy lox
Cleveland, Ohio, United States
WE SAVED TF2!!!! NOW I NEED MY WALLET SAVED!!!!!!!!!
WE SAVED TF2!!!! NOW I NEED MY WALLET SAVED!!!!!!!!!
Currently Offline
about myself...
Height: 6ft7in
Weight: ~245lbs
Bench Press: 440lb
Deadlift: 680lb
Favorite Workout: Wearing a weight vest and running/jumping on tha living room furniture
2018,2019,2022 Heavyweight Golden Glove State Champion
Brown Belt BJJ
Fight Stance: Southpaw :MMMadness:
Phone Number: (202) 324-3000
Penis Length: 8.5 in
Penis Circumference: 24oz Thermos
Penis Smell: Nice and Fruity (I eat lots of pineapple! :steamhappy:)
Ball Descriptions: Left is muscular and healthy while right is slightly smaller and crescent shaped
My Whips: Ford Raptor with the wi-fi and the nitro boost, 1992 379 Peterbilt, Orange Model S Plaid
2nd Favorite Game: Skate 3
Proudest Achievement: Surviving 2000mg of "green crack jelly nuggz" edibles
PayPal ID: 7
Race: White
Desired Race: Black (BLM)
Bedroom Style: Tease N' Please :Bulby:
Favorite Hobby: Doing word searches and coloring pages I find on Google
Favorite Basketball: Spaldings Street Basketball
Most Embarrassing Moment: Zip-tied hdmi cord to my nutsack while organizing cord management
Job: Elf at Build-A-Bear Workshop ($23/hr)
Side Hustle: Trading my doctor prescribed xanax for baseball cards
IQ: 158
Shoe Game: Jordan 12 OVO's, Low Cut New Rocks, SF AF1's Dusty Peach, AF1 Stussy Fossil
SAT: 1510
PC Specs: idk it's my mom's work computer, i think it's a dell

how do you compare? the only impressive stat u will ever have is the amount of DUI's ur dad has :steammocking:
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Pyro 27 Jan @ 5:14am 
we need to kick the cheater monster yambo
pootis 22 Jan @ 7:34am 
+rep he really does have 100 secret saxtons, I was wrong. I owe you one toe matar
he has 100
toe matar #savetf2 17 Jan @ 4:22pm 
double check yr math... BUDDY!
pootis 17 Jan @ 3:33pm 
+rep he only has 61 secret saxtons but ill let it slide
TheArtOfGuns 14 Jan @ 10:37am 
"I GOT A HUNDRED SECRET SANTAS!"


bro, you are the funniest person I ever met.