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2.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Very interesting story, where you can take on the role of an unknown investigator that reviews a case from several years ago, involving a woman and her missing husband. The game is pretty short and get be completed within 2 hours, but the story itself is very interesting, with lots of twists and inconsistencies (perfect example of an unreliable narrator). Certainly worth the price and the time.

It's also a CRT monitor emulator.
Posted 26 June, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
16.9 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
Watered a plant -> "This action will have consequences."

10/10 will water again

On a serious note, this is certainly one of the most amazing gaming experiences I had. The story is very immersive (the feels, sigh), it's very easy to identify with the characters, interactions are very natural and the music and art are simply stunning. More than a game, more than a story, more than a movie, sometimes you do feel like the circumstances are happening to you.

The game mostly involves a lot of dialogue, interaction and exploration and long cutscenes. If you are a fan of action packed games, it would certainly not be for you, but if you love a great story and feel like crying like a little ♥♥♥♥♥, then the game is CERTAINLY for you.
Posted 5 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.7 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Why waste 7 years on med school?
Posted 2 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.2 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
I built a rocket out of a bathtub and some trashcans and killed every player on the server. 9.4/10 would get kicked again
Posted 2 July, 2015.
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9 people found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
I am ready to have children now
Posted 2 July, 2015.
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3 people found this review funny
6.0 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
If you also think that today's lobotomies are ridiculously expensive, why not just play this game for a few hours?
Posted 2 July, 2015. Last edited 26 June, 2016.
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12.3 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
I slipped into my pants mid-air while doing a double pirouette in an exploding van that got blown up by a giant demon and still manage to give him the finger. 10/10 Just Dante things
Posted 2 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.3 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
I tried to swing the sword several times but found out I was better at shouting instead
Posted 2 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.5 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
After 14 years being in a coma I still shoot better than any of the Nazis I come accross
Posted 2 July, 2015.
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125.9 hrs on record (38.5 hrs at review time)
Through this game I was able to improve my guitar skills several-fold, my ♥♥♥♥ no longer gets tangled up in the strings when shredding solos. But if you still think playing guitar is hard after playing this game...there is always the bass.
Posted 2 July, 2015.
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