Hi, wanna play together sometime? 😊

If you don't have a penis, peeing while standing up takes a bit of technique and practice—thankfully, it’s not too hard to master, and you might even prefer it to peeing sitting down!

Pull down your pants and underwear. (Note: If you're wearing a skirt, you just have to lift up the fabric instead of unzipping or taking off your pants.)

Use your hands/fingers to spread your labia open. Each hand should be on one side of your ♥♥♥♥♥. You might also wanna keep your feet apart (for about like 30cm) to avoid getting your piss running down your legs.

Lift your labia minora up and outward, then start peeing. The urine stream should go outward instead of down and against your leg.

It may not come out good enough at first - but keep trying! Practice, practice, practice! You can practice it in the shower/bath until you get used to it!

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I heard this guy was giving out backshots behind the ihop

Hey, fellow Zionist! ✡️💪 Just wanted to drop a quick note to say how proud I am to stand with you for Israel! 🇮🇱✨

Did you know that Jews make up less than 0.2% of the global population but have won 23% of Nobel Prizes? 🤯 That’s some serious brainpower! 🧠💥 Let’s keep spreading the truth and celebrating our achievements!

Together, we can challenge the narrative and show the world the strength and resilience of our community! 🔥✊

Stay strong, and let’s keep fighting the good fight! 💙🌍
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if ur a weak minded male, get out
men don't really love girls as equal human beings. they want us around for emotional comfort, for bragging rights, or as someone to own. we are like pets to them. to show us off to their friends for social status, to tend to their fragile self-confidence and masculinity, and pandering to their collective god complex by acting all needy and dependent on them, so they can feel like a "real man". when in reality, they are the needy ones. they want us to act like a mommy when they're feeling insecure, and like a needy little pet when they want to feel powerful.