Meet Tap. Tap's nose is so big, it’s basically a weather radar. He can sniff out a storm from 50 miles away. The guy doesn't need a map—just follows the wind! They say when Tap sneezes, it’s classified as a natural disaster. Stay safe, folks. Tap's nose is on the loose.

one my cat gave me hand job well this is a true story but its really reallly hilarious just let me tell it , i was lying on my bed,, i was lying on my bed,, it so happened that ,his elbows landed on my balls and he just stayed like that and every 5 seconds he would adjust his postion so he would move his elbows thus massaging my balls that gave me a 10 minute erection he stayed like that , for 10 minutes at last i had to like,, pull my pants down a little so my thing can breathe because of the long erection , it became so hot but when i pulled my pants down , my thing just ejaculated it went on my sweater ( it was winter) i quickly jumped and cleaned the ♥♥♥♥ my parents were at home thank god they didnt see this ♥♥♥♥ it may seem unbelievable but it really happened, i just,, have crazy stories and its not the first time a cat did something sexual to me

This profile is a real example of how mental illness is real, and malice isn't always involved in the bad actions of the mentally ill.

Hi Tap, just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a Happy New Year. These days people don't seem to spend much time on more personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best youth girls gymnastics group leader anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Topsecret xxx

It is sickening how quick we forget about global warming when it comes to war. Imagine all the horrible emissions that we used to build Gaza think of all the planet killing emissions that are being used to destroy Gaza. And just imagine how many harmful emissions that's going to take to rebuild Gaza.

but if you lived in the 1870s and could pick cotton use a gin and bale and transport ...it didn't matter what color you were. blacks would of course do it for less just as immigrants do everything for less today. then, they outnumber the whites and takeover companies in droves and that's the challenge facing the west. you do learn skills regardless of whether youre paid or not and once the law or situation (in the case of chinese that go to legitimate parts of their economy or travel abroad), they use those skills for gain. once slavery ends, people use their abilities to "survive or thrive" (based on economic capacity in the submarket they serve) in freedom. i don't get what the big deal is.
i think they are still trying to make it a broken "forever argument" (white guilt) instead of looking at it objectively which will cause further polarization and lies and exaggeration will come from it...again.

1 Peter 5:6-8
6 Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time:
7 Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.
8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:

Why is it okay for america to invade occupy other nations and not russia to help it's own people in ukraine who speak Russian. There are millions of russians speak russian language live in ukraine targeted by racist Ukrainians who hate Russians I'd that not racism alot like African americans and latinos in america getting racism

Alex, you changed my life forever. I was a poor kid from Utah whose father was disabled while serving 20 years in the Air Force. Stumbling on your Counter-Strike team in 2017, reading your strat-book, going out to your conference in Columbus, and meeting like minded players really showed me what is possible, and that I was on the right path to approach you. Thank you for all of your support. You are the uncle I never had when it came to Counter-Strike. I am now traveling the world while playing professionally, and my dreams have came true. I know it’s just a steam post, but thank you.

Damn 😍 you so fly ✈️ that if I didn't know any better 📚 I would think 🤔 you were the tornado 🌪 that stopped the 1274 Mongol invasion of Japan 🇯🇵‬

DO NOT TRUST THIS GUY. He tried bribing me into him giving me skins to get nudes off of my 7 year old sister. This guy is a nasty pedophile and needs to have his account removed, is a sick, mentally challenged kid. Please do not play with him. Thank you.

Destroyed someone in an argument

We were in a zoom and I noticed someone with a cross on their necklace. I told him "take that off you're just supporting an imaginary man" and lmao he couldn't even come up with a good argument he just responded "You don't believe him and I respect that but I do believe in him" I just replied with "I don't believe in him because I do not bother myself with such dumb things". I almost revealed my true intelligence and absolutely destroy him but the teacher kicked me out because she's a snowflake too.

Matthew 10:33
“But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.”

Every good player in CS was once considered a cheater

Just keep that in mind before we start looking for pitchforks

Innocent until proven guilty MUST be the standard

Rock on North America!
I have always thought that together the entire North and South American continent could be a great big major influence on the world and the future of democracy. Together we could make massive strides into the future of a viable and healthy world for many generations to come. It is possible. Not only that but the immigration "problem " would not be a problem. Because people would have freedom and work to do in their respective areas with the promise of free will and fair wages without exploitation.
This could be a very viable solution.
Think about it!

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CALLING ALL PATRIOTS!

The President needs your help! Nancy and her criminal Demo-Rats are planning this minute to cancel Christmas and force a Kwanza Menorah into every home unless you send the president $100 today to help him fight for the baby Jesus!

As a token of appreciation, the president will personally instruct his staff to distribute this handsome, commemorative note emblazoned with the visage of the most free American to ever America.

Check, money order, and delayed insulin purchases accepted. ORDER NOW, Patriot! You’re not one of the wokes, are you?

My grandpa was a fireflies for 2 decades in our north Indiana city where palmsunday twin tornados in 1965 devastated 3 county's killing 60+ in ours alone but as the twisters approached emergency responders communicated via hamm radios with farmers and local residence when there was no 911 service or cell phones and the land lines were downed quickly cutting ability to reach help in my grandpas foresight he established a network of shortwave hamm operators In several countys just months prior to the disaster most definitely saving lives having said that my grandpa whom I grew up next to and was asmuch a father as my own often told me when you see something breaking or not working right don't wait for it to fail to fix it and save urself and others the repercussions I see a infrastructure of trains and railways stations in our country In jeopardy of failures and vulnerable to attack that could cripple our community's and nation if there not addressed is anyone concerned?

Don't say god has been silent when your bible has been closed.

Nick

the anger of impotence. poor monkey never learned any control over himself, so its emotions run rampant. good case for retro active abortion.

ay yo the southern strategy has ruined the republican party resulting in asymmetrical polarization that has our political system in a grid lock. Republicans are unwilling to comprise making the filibuster divide congress.

the anger of impotence. poor monkey never learned any control over himself, so its emotions run rampant. good case for retro active abortion.

DO NOT TRUST THIS GUY. He tried bribing me into him giving me skins to get nudes off of my 7 year old sister. This guy is a nasty pedophile and needs to have his account removed, is a sick, mentally challenged kid. Please do not play with him. Thank you.

Brazil. Why don’t you want to go to Brazil? Why shouldn’t I go to Brazil??? Brazil?! What’s the problem with BRAZIL????? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH BRAZIL!?? YOU DONT WANT TO GO TO BRAZIL FOR WHAT REASON, HUH? CAUSE YOU SAW THE FUNNY MEMES ON REDDIT, DISCORD, AND IFUNNY???? THOSE DONT COUNT. THOSE DONT MATTER. WE ARE GOING TO BRAZIL. YOU HAVE TO GO TO BRAZIL. IVE SAID BRAZIL SO MANY TIMES IT DOESNT EVEN SOUND LIKE A WORD ANYMORE!!!! BRAZIL!!!!!! BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, movement, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

VAPING is a gateway drug. First your puffin your e-cig next your doing lines of cocaine in a Denny's bathroom. It's a vicious cycle.

This kid's stupid. He says he's rich, but he ain't got no skins, no steam level, no OG steam groups, no high level friends. He's just a noname p2c who thinks he's all that cause he cheats in mm. we all cheat, virgin, get over yourself.

8====D

Whatever one tucan can do is sooner done by tucans two and three tucans it's really true can do much more than two can do and tucans number two by two can do much more than all the zoo can.

BEST CLAN IN STEAM WE COMING 2 SEXUAL HARASS YOUR GRANDMOTHERS

FIREFOX CLAN, SHANK YOUR NAN

I'm👼 daddy's ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦♥♥♥♥🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little ♥♥♥♥ for daddy!

Dear Alex,

I hope an alarm clock finds you this holiday season, and brings out of bed before noon. Trump bless, and Merry Christmas!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...

Be anxious for nothing, but in all things by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; Philippians 4:6

Ok this is the LAST time I'm gonna tell you. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI LINKS. I don't what you do in your free time but I DONT NEED TO SEE THIS FILTH. Seriously, if you send me this stuff one more time I'm gonna report your profile to steam.

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Dude, i think you got me wrong here. I adore Sweden, I've dreamed for many years to move there and it tears my heart when I see what these monkeys are doing to your country. It's not about taxes, russians don't pay taxes because all their tax money are gonna be stolen by politicians to buy new yachts and build palaces, not spent on social wellfare

~~Singed by Alex L.~~

I like Tap, but he is a Jew, They are more loyal to Israel than America. Sure, Hamas is playing the victim card and launching terrorist attacks on Israel, but let's not forget that Israel is forcing Palestinians from their homes and giving them to Jews and a lot of Israeli Jews are quite racist and are quite hostile to people of other religions. If the Jews/Israeli's were not God's chosen people, I would not even defend them.

+Rep gives da good succ

Even google can't search for this guy's aim.

easter bunny jesus fursona confirmed?

As a gamer, I find myself losing focus during long matches. Getting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for hours at end really helps me focus, and since I work from home, I find myself using this machine during otherwise boring hours.

Seriously, if every guy in the world had one of these, we'd have world peace.

Empire in decline, fragmented society, rampant individuality (destruction of family and friendship compassion as a result of capitalist alienation) and the decreasing life span of the american due to drug problems. What a joke. The USA is showing the same symptoms of collapse as the USSR did in 1990. The USA will die, not to terrorists, not to communism, but under the weight of its own empire, supported by a faulty system. All empires fall, and all hierarchy collapses. Communism is inevitable. Workers of the world unite!

This profile belongs to my girlfriend..
if you wanna add her ask ME first!

10:54 PM - Tap: ill need to buy a new fleshlight