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Connor Kaurich
Dearborn Heights, Michigan, United States
Listen, don't talk to me like I'm some kind of chump, alright? Because I'm not. I'm a business man, a family man, a man of the people, a man of the church, a man of the country. I'm a patriot, a veteran, a man of god, a missionary, a postman. I work at Jamba Juice, okay? My dog is spayed. I've got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler. I make my own quilts, I love eggs, I shop locally, I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces. My eyebrows are shaved. My friends are all geese. I live in a house, I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. All my medicine is over the counter, except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads: If you don't like me, you can go ♥♥♥♥ your MOTHER. I live inside The Matrix. I escaped the pentagon. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside of my brain. There's a shark inside of the bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have a mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. I went to India once. I like bowling.

So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chump, alright? Because I'm not.
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Listen, don't talk to me like I'm some kind of chump, alright? Because I'm not. I'm a business man, a family man, a man of the people, a man of the church, a man of the country. I'm a patriot, a veteran, a man of god, a missionary, a postman. I work at Jamba Juice, okay? My dog is spayed. I've got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler. I make my own quilts, I love eggs, I shop locally, I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces. My eyebrows are shaved. My friends are all geese. I live in a house, I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. All my medicine is over the counter, except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads: If you don't like me, you can go ♥♥♥♥ your MOTHER. I live inside The Matrix. I escaped the pentagon. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside of my brain. There's a shark inside of the bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have a mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. I went to India once. I like bowling.

So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chump, alright? Because I'm not.
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Comments
"Buffalo Bob" 28 Dec, 2025 @ 12:38am 
This profile is a real example of how mental illness is real, and malice isn't always involved in the bad actions of the mentally ill.
beastboy 20 Oct, 2025 @ 5:03am 
This profile belongs to my girlfriend..
if you wanna add her ask ME first!
76561199343351247 6 Aug, 2025 @ 2:41pm 
↖💣🖥️
beastboy 16 Feb, 2025 @ 1:31pm 
No joke when i get angry my friends hold me back at School bc Im kinda strong and sometimes if I’m really angry my eyes turn red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go lock down
beastboy 12 Feb, 2025 @ 12:01am 
the only good thing about being old nowadays is my nuts aren't filled with plastics and radiation and I don't have autism
beastboy 16 Jan, 2025 @ 7:06pm 
I'm admitting it I'm an incel. All the women want are these nonchalant dread heads who sag their pants and wear graphic tees. All they give a ♥♥♥♥ about is hanging out with their male friends and dressing like ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Politically all they give a ♥♥♥♥ about is killing their unborn children. All these women want is that non Chalant ♥♥♥♥ and that's not the type of man lam, not in a million ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years. I've tried to hide it but l'm done. I'm an incel