As you head across the road over to the bar, you spot a chicken on the other side about to do the same. You decide to kick its ass, for no particular reason.

You give the chicken a kick, and it bounces down the road with a piercing cry. Satisfied, you continue on, until you hear a soft humming in the distance.
Getting louder.....

Before long the noise is deafening, and you finally see why. Thousands of chickens are flying through the air, heading straight for you and screeching for blood! There's no time to take five more steps into the safety of the bar, you have to fight every last one of the murderous chickens!