When I was about 13, I LOVED angry birds. I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day, I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden, the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, and I started to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird turned me on, and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈 🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚 😈 🔮 💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost ‼ ‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots 💁:skin-tone-3: 😩 💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅✋ 👋 this Halloween 🎃 😜

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