Surgeus
United States
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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Level
31
Debut Badge Level 20
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Church of Surge
11 Members
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Achievements
3
Perfect Games
30%
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Favorite Game
DELTARUNE
18.8
Hours played
Review 1
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Fifty Shades of Gas - Romance Route
Created by - Surgeus
39 ratings
Ukrainian ball in search of gas
When Ukrainian went to work, drank gorilka, ate bacon and turned into a ball, he encounters gas who is brilliant, beautiful and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent ball is startled to realize he wants this gas and, despite its enigmatic reserve, finds he
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Ukrainian ball in search of gas
9.6 Hours played
I used to be able to tell my husband "I love you more than anything" without reservation. How am I supposed to tell him that's not true anymore?

Don't play this game. It'll ruin your life.
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Comments
localcryptid519 1 Aug, 2025 @ 9:57am 
get a load of this guy
Surgeus 31 Jul, 2025 @ 8:05pm 
I promise I play more than mom games it's been a rough month
Mike Morkleson 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27pm 
Merry Christmas Surg-a Clause! Have some reputation points. +rep you can put that on your resume or something
localcryptid519 13 Aug, 2024 @ 8:20am 
get rolled
Mike Morkleson 19 Apr, 2024 @ 6:07pm 
Cave Johnson, here. To show how much I hate the periodic table, I had the lab boys build an actual table out of uranium. Now to blast it into bits by shooting my least favorite nucleon, neutrons, directly at it. I didn't consult the lab boys but I think I know enough smashing tables to take the initiative.
Mike Morkleson 19 Apr, 2024 @ 11:23am 
>have a lead atom
>it has 82 protons in it
>remove 3 protons
>suddenly its gold
>add back a proton
>its mercury now
they expect us to believe this?