-rep this guy isn't me

+rep this guy is me

+rep WAS NOT PLAYEN IN HIS PHONE WAS TAKEN CARE OF BUISNESS

please help me I am locked in this guys basement he won't let me out. he makes me play CS2 competitive matches (Dust II) every day and won't let me out until i hit silver III. sometimes he queues train (he knows I dont know the callouts) just to make sure I lose. I have been here for 14 years. Is team fortress 3 out yet someone let me know

-rep has not labbed tatami safe jump

Go to your local Gamestop and ask for "Bill". If they say Bill isn't working today, then they are out of copies and go to another Gamestop. If they say Bill doesn't work there, then they are testing you. Tell them that you need to speak to Bill and it's about the "thing". They will escort you into the back room where a midget with a Australian accent wearing a pinstripe suit will be there. He will ask you three questions. The answer to all three is the square root of 374,592. Make sure you give him the right answer or the midget will kick you in the balls and they will throw you out. After you answer all three questions, they will sell you a copy for $120 plus a vital part of your anatomy. I recommend a kidney as you can live with one of them. Only after the surgery removing the organ, they will they give you the Super Ultimate Edition. Good luck.