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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 5.8 hrs on record
Posted: 26 Mar @ 5:26am
Updated: 26 Mar @ 5:27am

Resident Evil answers the question, what if pockets didn't exist.

You don’t have a magical item box this time. Nope. You get **two** playable characters and the privilege of dropping your stuff all over the floor like a raccoon moving apartments. Half the game is Rebecca and Billy doing the world’s slowest DoorDash: “You carry the shotgun, I’ll carry the herbs, we’ll both forget where we left the key item.”

Enemy design is peak cursed. You thought regular zombies were bad? Enjoy getting folded by leeches, demon monkeys, and Chicago Metra riders on the way to work.

Story-wise, it’s classic Resident Evil nonsense: dramatic villain, questionable fashion choices, and cutscenes that feel like they escaped from a Saturday morning cartoon.

10/10 would drop a vital key on the train floor and forget it exists until three hours later again.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
Intel(R) Core(TM) Ultra 9 275HX - RAM: 63 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 Laptop GPU - VRAM: 24 GB
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