I thought long and hard about what to write here.

So, I once had a soulmate, we revolved around each other like planets in a shared orbit. I drove hundreds of kilometers to see her.

When I arrived, we had soup - at first, then she freaked out, opened the gates of hell because she forgot to add the cheese.











Amelia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B4524ot5BM

If you help elderly people, your belongings may smell of urine.