#!/usr/bin/env python3
# WARNING: This code has never been tested. Like, ever.

import os
import time
import random

print("💻 HACKERMAN v69.420 initiated")
print("Connecting to NASA...") # fake it till you make it
time.sleep(1)
print("❌ Access denied. Try Google instead.")

print("\n[*] Launching brain.exe...")
time.sleep(0.5)
print("💀 brain.exe has encountered a fatal snack error")

def run_super_hack():
print("\n[+] Deploying military-grade spaghetti code...")
print(" - Injecting memes into mainframe...")
print(" - Brute-forcing the fridge password: 🍕🍔🍟")
print(" - Success! Access to leftover pizza granted.")
time.sleep(1)

def overload_toaster():
print("\n🔥 Overclocking toaster...")
print(" - Current temp: 9000°C")
print(" - Toast level: G O D T I E R")
print(" - Meltdown imminent... meh, worth it.")

def flex():
print("\n😎 Sending fake credentials to impress friends...")
creds = {
"SteamRank": "Global Overthinker",
"KD Ratio": 0.69,
"WiFi Password": "12345678lol"
}
for key, value in creds.items():
print(f" - {key}: {value}")

def dance_party():
print("\n🎉 All systems hacked. Initiating celebratory sequence.")
print("💃 Spinning chair detected")
print("🎶 Playing: Darude - Sandstorm.mp3")
print("🕺 Deploying bad dance moves... SUCCESS")

run_super_hack()
overload_toaster()
flex()
dance_party()

print("\n[✔] Hack complete. You are now legally a potato.")