are the rumours true that Dr Pringles from the university showed you his bottom during an Astro lecture? Bro ur so freakin’ lucky to see his cracked, liverspot bum bum

I heard that crumps touched his peepee in maths with mr davidson

bro why do you have gravy granules in your bed? it stinks like beef and when u sweat it goes all runny. like im not judging but its a little strange bro

Why do my balls smell like farts?

Mine moves when I touch it, should I ring the fire department?

do i have excellent ball size???