Recent reviews by lean4breakf4st

you get to eat people

boob.

Please just remember... this is a Call of Duty game. Playing it (multiplayer and DMZ specifically) will give you permanently bulged eyeballs and severe hemorrhoids.

The campaign is alright, it's a pretty good continuation of the first game although I kinda don't like how much time you spend in Mexico, it seems unnecessary and just doesn't really fit into the plot imo unless I wasn't really paying any attention lol. DMZ is cool but ♥♥♥♥ that I can't be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to play it for longer than 15 minutes, I don't play battle royales so ♥♥♥♥ that too. Now... Multiplayer. It's like crack, it's really really good, but it's also terrible at the same time. It's addictive as ♥♥♥♥ but the skill based matchmaking is very broken. For one game you'll play against some toddlers eating crayons and do really well and drop a 30 bomb; then next game you'll be up against Navy SEAL invincible super soldiers with incredible aim and the agility of a cheetah. Honestly good maps, nice weapons, awesome toxic community just like MW2 2009, and in general not bad.

Excellent. First pretty good COD for a while. Thanks IW.

you drive a truck

horse

best game for exposing your friends' true IQ and best simulator for blatant violations of international law.