If you where a little worm, i’d name you harold. you (harold) and myself would traverse vast lands together. Africa, Indo-China, the netherlands, and more. but, on a particularly harrowing night, you’d pass due to a freak fishing accident. now, knowing your pessimistic thought process, you’d think I was using you as the bait. but alas! young harold, for it was me as the bait. you fell into the water while casting, and a big ole carp came and gobbled you up. you wiggled and writhed around hoping to escape. yet, you never did. I sat on the shore, reflecting about all the wonderful times we’ve had. as I walked along the path of your deathbed, i’ll never forget what you said to me.

*”You never went against dragon and now the enemy jungle is up 30 CS”*

There will come a day where you will finally bag one of the holomems in your bed. You will be excited as your dreams of having sex with your oshi have finally come true. Without hesitation you will pull her pants and panties down only to discover there never was a ♥♥♥♥ and its only a ♥♥♥♥♥. You realize all those years of talking in her chat and all those superchats you sent were for nothing. You remember the blood and sweat you spilled to get the money for your supas. You realize that all of it was for naught and all those years of ignoring your family and their attempts to help you have mentally broken you. You feel hopeless as you realize you ruined your life for nothing but empty promises.

fire mate

Overwatch 2 is a flaming pile of corporate dumpster fire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I don’t even know why I keep reinstalling this godforsaken excuse for a sequel. Blizzard took Overwatch 1, stripped it for parts like some back-alley chop shop, slapped a “2” on it, and started shoving $20 skins and worthless battle passes down our throats like we’re some brain-dead whales drooling over cosmetics. PvE? Gone. Ranked? A coin toss. Matchmaking? Straight-up criminal. I queue in and either get rolled by a five-stack of cracked 12-year-olds on Adderall, or I’m babysitting a tank who thinks W-keying into a Bastion turret is “aggressive positioning.”

ある食べ物が身体にいいという話はよく聞きますが、アメリカの調査結果 によれば、パンは危険な食べ物だということがわかりました。
その驚愕の事実をご紹介します。

犯罪者の98％はパンを食べている
パンを日常的に食べて育った子供の半数はテストが平均点以下である
暴力的犯罪の90％はパンを食べてから24時間以内に起きている
パンは中毒症状を引き起こす。
被験者に最初はパンと水を与え、後に水だけを与える実験をすると、2日もしないうちにパンを異常にほしがる
新生児にパンを与えるとのどをつまらせて苦しがる
18世紀、どの家も各自でパンを焼いていた頃、平均寿命は50歳だった
パンを食べるアメリカ人のほとんどは、重大な科学的事実と無意味な統計の区別がつかない

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