Can you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ imagine being a pineapple. I think about this sometimes and it weirds me out. Pineapples take a whole-ass year to grow, and a pineapple plant can only bear 1 fruit per year with very difficult to raise conditions. It's like raising a child for a year except harder and if it dies you don't get arrested. So all this happens, someone tends to this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for a year and then they have to pick it. Like can you imagine the emotional distress of doing that. I get attached to my succulents of all things, and those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die after like 3 days. So imagine raising a pineapple, giving it constant love and attention, and then cutting it and selling it for $3.99. Like. Three-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-ninety-nine. And then some soccer mom named Sharon picks it up at the grocery store for her kid's birthday or a salad or something, and everyone's like "nah I don't like pineapple" so Sharon throws that thing in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GARBAGE.

An ode to goonettes

I LOVE GOONETTES. I am not just talking about sex-forward women. I am talking about full blown sluts who care only about getting off. Not making money, not being a model, but just straight up gooning. 23/24 hrs a day just going at it. This not even like a fetish, I just love them for the sake of them being them. Like I would love to have a goonette friend where I can just talk about being hyper sexual all day. Like let’s talk about our favorite orgasms or share a porn account together. I want to friend a goonette with a RELIGIOUS drive to goon. Not a romantic relationship, a friendship (or master/slave depending on the vibe) forged through sexual hell fire. Whether you are a switch, a dom, or a sub.

All in all, goonettes are gooners too. If you are a goonette, and you need a gooner. I am here.

kitten...

KITTEN, why aren't you responding to Daddy's discord messages??!!😡😡 you're gonna make Daddy REALLY ANGY... Kitten.... don't do this... you're gonna make me... TURN. ARRGG KITTEN RUNN AAARRGG. *turns into Alpha mode and destroys everything.* Kitten...😢😢

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I forgot to reply 😭 Damn dude, that was such a long time ago. Hope you're doing well, I miss all of you and the good times we had at the playground :D