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4 people found this review helpful
24.8 hrs on record
SIMPLE MECHANICS paired with INCREDIBLY STRESSFUL gameplay???
This is one of the best games I've played this year, or even in recent memory.
If you've got thick skin and are a glutton for punishment, PLAY THIS!
Posted 2 May.
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9 people found this review helpful
903.4 hrs on record
This game, is pure art. I have never lost myself so thoroughly and frustratingly in something before. If you have a weak constitution, you may not enjoy this game. But if you can push through the learning curve... one of the greatest games ever made in my opinion.
Posted 22 February.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
193.1 hrs on record (85.0 hrs at review time)
Once you beat the campaign, the daily leaderboards provide nearly endless replayability if you enjoy the mechanics and style of the game! Now i just need to figure out how to get that last damn achievment...
Posted 25 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
116.2 hrs on record (115.6 hrs at review time)
I really tried, so hard to like this game. Bethesda has been a huge part of my life for as long as I can remember, so leaving a negative review really, really stings.
Everything in this universe that SAYS it is so brutal... just feels so "safe".
Burnout and mass evacuation of the earth that nearly caused a mass extinction of the human race? Eh no big deal we just kinda glaze over it, other than what might be the only cool concept in the game when you find a generation ship... then the quest for it SUCKS. Spoiler you send them to live in a "resort". I can't make this ♥♥♥♥ up.
Giant war between factions that wiped out a huge portion of the population? yeah there's some data logs and a cute little museum in a tiny city, otherwise noone really talks about it or has any opinions either way.

Noone is dangerous or angry or sad, it's just happy fun times across the board for everyone. Even the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pirates are essentially sesame street characters.

Ontop of that, And this is the WORST part of this whole thing. Bethesda has decided to implement paid, player made supported mods. Good idea right? nah, it basically murdered the modding community.
Even this horrible game could have been saved with a good modding community, but Bethesda chose greed and killed it all.

Do not buy this game. If you did buy it, refund it. This company needs to learn a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lesson here before the elder scrolls and fallout are lost to us like this new IP was.
Posted 28 September, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
If you vote negatively on this. You have NO SOUL
Posted 20 July, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
i squeeze egg, egg no break, me ascend to godhood.
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
42.4 hrs on record (41.5 hrs at review time)
Unacceptable strongarm corporate bs.
no more helldivers for me...
It's too bad, this game was fun.
Posted 3 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
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84.8 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After playing through all the currently available primary levels, and trying my hand at eternal. This game has the potential to become one of the greatest TD games of all time.

Not too much content to speak of at the moment, but the content that there is, is solid gold. Shows unbelievable potential for a game with basically 3 controls.
Posted 7 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
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357.2 hrs on record (349.3 hrs at review time)
Easily the most updated, solid tower defense game out there.
Love you, Ninjakiwi.
Posted 27 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Played this game a lot on my other account... Could not believe it's still in alpha 8 years later.
With the amount of copies sold, the amount of money made, that is honestly unnacceptable.

The game has good bones, but realistically that's all it is at the moment, bones.
I get the feeling that the devs just do minor patches, in order to keep optics up either for steams early access program, or shareholders.

waste of time.
Posted 27 December, 2023.
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