those who praise

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Braxton, i'm probably like twice your age so the kisses even though you said they're platonic they are kinda innapropriate 😅

I have not slept since February. Every night at exactly 3:17am I am visited by what I can only describe as an ‘interdimensional IRS agent.’ He sits at the foot of my bed, audits my dreams, and demands I provide receipts for every thought I have ever had. I give him what I can, mostly gas station receipts for Monster and Slim Jims, but he always shakes his head and writes something in his little cosmic notepad. Yesterday he told me I was being fined three lifetimes worth of intergalactic space credits

I begged him for leniency, but instead he forced me to pay. Now every time I blink, I see him doing the victory dance, hips swaying like some celestial metronome, mocking me. My friends think I’m exaggerating, but I can assure you: the penalty for improper bookkeeping was severe. I can no longer digest bread. Please, if you see a tall man with glowing bifocals and a briefcase that hums like a microwave, tell him I’ve started keeping my receipts. Please.

The great futanari crusade has blessed me. I was picked up by their scout class UFO and chosen for their sacred impregnation ritual. They told me I was going to be the bearer of their new Queen. This honor would require I eventually sacrifice my life. Of course I accepted. They were quick to test me... I had to undergo surgery to survive their... tests... I would be filled to my maximum capacity with their seed, daily. I would be filled, drained, filled ... drained... Daily. Their precious seed would transcend my being from a pitiful human to their ALPHA race futanari godhood. Their divine seed filling me to the brim would be my only sustenance for the rest of my meek life. I chose this. I needed this. I am made divine in the bringing of their God Queen. Forget me as you knew me. I am free.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Let me tell you how down bad I’ve become. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word “Nord" were engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one billionth of the superiority I feel compared to all of the collective effort you Anglos can muster. At this micro instant I am better than all of you. 13% Norwegian btw, my bloodline is pure.

+rep This guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bought me santa shaq and the skibidi toilet backbling

Hello! I couldn't reach you in private, so here's the answer to your question: No, it's not normal to have an inflammation in the anal area after intense penetration.

Uh oh, looks like I gave Thomas too much slommy. He's... Not waking up...

Its your turn to take care of thomas. Ill just drop him off here.
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the deuce?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I dont believe in depression. How could you be sad when liquor stores are everywhere? And if you hang out outside the store you always meet cool people. Like brah! go meet some friends! You know what else I dont believe in? Addiction.You're mispronouncing "dedication". I get inspired by people who choose a life path and stick to it. Like brah, you've been vaping your whole life, keep going! Why would you quit now and let that experience go to waste? and you know who I really look up to? The gamblers. Not only did they pick the most fun profession possible, but they keep getting filthy rich doing it. Bro! I'm afraid they're going to run the casinos out of business before I win big myself! Thats why casinos are switching to online format, they cant afford to keep the lights on! dude once I found out I could gamble on my phone, I had to quit my job. Now I make money sitting on the toilet. Instead of wiping I let it crust up while I run slots. I cant believe ive been wiping my whole life.

what the flip!

what the deuce

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I can't get enough of this Yakuza Kiwami 2

What

GET A NEW GAME wut da hell

I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Ten years in the joint made you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥

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Killer fish.. Killer fish from San Diego.. I don't know what I am, but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish! Hello! I'll be your killer fish for the evening, Thank you.

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

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ahehehehe this profile is friggin' sweet!

wow these are all your doom mods....

based hall

i agree

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It's BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Roblock is Cool

noob

Panda, Panda
Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda

The UFOs 👽💫👽 have finally ♥♥♥💦 👌😩👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜😜😜 if you cant wait 👋👋to get probed 🍆🍑🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀🙅💀 you a lonely galatic hoe 😪😪 get five back❗️you a Super Star Slut 😜💫✨💥 get 10 back‼️ you a Super Space Freak 💦👽👽💦💫 Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💯👅 get that alien 👽 ♥♥♥♥ 😍🍆😩👌

Panda, Panda
Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda

I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers
Black X6, Phantom
White X6, panda
Pockets swole, Danny
Sellin' bar, candy
Man I'm the macho like Randy
The choppa go Oscar for Grammy
♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ pull up ya panty
Hope you killas understand me

I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers
Black X6, Phantom
White X6, panda
Pockets swole, Danny
Sellin' bar, candy
Man I'm the macho like Randy
The choppa go Oscar for Grammy
♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ pull up ya panty
Hope you killas understand me

I used to actually think you were a straight guy, and felt like I could kinda relate to you. But man, have you thrown all that away. I've lost every bit of respect I had for you, and you're pushing yourself towards being the gayest person I've ever met on Steam.

So, well done, if that's what you were going for. You've successfully made yourself the least respectable ♥♥♥♥ & member of our group, and I no longer want to have anything to do with you.

And I've reported you for spamming my profile with ♥♥♥♥, so hopefully you'll get what you deserve you queer.

☩You say Justin Bieber, I say Aimeric de Belenoi
☩You say Miley Cyrus, I say Bertran de Born
☩You say T-Pain, I say Walther von der Vogelweide
☩You say Flowers, I say Gavaudan
☩You say Pink, I say Raimon Gaucelm de Beziers
☩You say Hip Hop, I say Middle High German crusade poems
☩You say Pop, I scream DEUS VULT!!!
☩You say Hannah Montana, I conquer the port of Jaffa for the glory of the ⛪Church Holy Virgin Maria⛪ and the Spirit of God BE PRAISED

92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still ⚜WISH TO DIE ⚔FIGHTING⚔ ON DISTANT LANDS FOR THE ETERNAL GLORY OF THE ✝CROSS✝ THE FIREY🔥 JUSTICE OF THE ONE TRUE💯 GOD AND THE GOOD🙆 WORD OF JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, copy♰ and paste this message to another 5✝ profiles. DON'T✠ LET✠ THE✠ SPIRIT OF THE ☩CRUSADES☩ DIE

Asking Mei out on a date, and watching her blush and stutter before gaining composure and saying "YES!" Walking around town with Mei, and then taking her out to dinner! Watching Mei getting blacked while eating cute food! Holding her hand while she gets impregnated by a superior male and then cuddling with Mei! Stroking her softly and talking to her in a way that makes her heart go pitter-pat! Cleaning her house while she goes out to have a night with the girls and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ while I pay for all her expenses!

I love Mei!

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hey, i couldn't help but notice your love for nuclear bombs. according to your ancesteroal history, i have found out that you have used two nuclear bombs against your cousin, japan, but that is alright

i am proud of you my big son

love,
- israel