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Chad
30 ratings 
CPU: Intel i3-4300k
- There is no i3-4300k. Maybe i3-4130 (3.4GHz, dual-core, 2013).
- Even then, very weak for modern gaming, barely office tasks.
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Case: Yoder Farms Dairy, Crate, BLK
- Literally a dairy crate. Not a PC case.
- No airflow, no mounts.
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RAM: Dodge 1500
- That’s a truck. Not RAM.
- Not usable.
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GPU: 3dfx VooDoo2
- From late 1990s; runs only very old games.
- Drivers obsolete; modern games impossible.
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Paste: JIF Chunky
- Peanut butter, not thermal paste.
- Will destroy a CPU.
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PSU: Several GE Power Strips
- Not a PSU. Unsafe, fire risk.
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Fans: Kenmore Smart Room Air Conditioner w/ Alexa BTU White
- Not a PC fan. Useless.
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Keyboard: Dell Model M
- Real, legendary mechanical keyboard.
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Mouse: Kensington Expert
- Real, solid trackball.
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💜 💚 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐘
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couple centuries until they all die of in*est. Funny how it only needs a v, and that's a future. That's why you got that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ college degree in the first place, like?? First I was shocked that he was French, but then I learned about Nouvelle cuisine, and now it kinda feels like I'm friends with rain man. Allow me if you will, I'm self-taught from films and stereotypes.
Hallo, mon Amie. C'est mon pomme de Terre, Jaques Cousteau, Charles de Gaulle! Il fait un duitsland et ta maman est gay. Les rêves fous sont imparables, et les bonnes choses durent éternellement.