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"Sometimes I smell my own farts to know what my ♥♥♥♥ will taste like" thanks for the tip bro, next time put the whole thing in

The first time I tried Ben Wa Balls, it was a complete revelation.

I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect.

Maybe it would be pleasurable. Maybe it would just feel weird. Maybe I’d have to take them out almost as soon as I slipped them in.

I had no idea what it would be like, but I was willing to find out.

And well, they did not disappoint.

Getting them inside me was a bit awkward. But once I started walking around, I could feel them shifting inside me.

And that felt so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good.

Stimulating. Pleasurable. But mostly, it was really arousing.

First of all, the clitoris and urethra should just be combined into one. Guys pee out of their penises, so why don't vaginas also kill two birds with one stone? It's inefficient design. If women peed out of their clitorises, they could do so standing up, I imagine, and bathrooms would be much more efficient, just like the men's room.

Secondly, vaginas should have integral tongues. If I'm going down on a lady, I should be able to French kiss her down there. And if I've having penetrative sex, how great would it be if her vagina could lick my balls when I'm balls deep? Also, a tongue down there could help clean the lips, in the same way we lick ketchup off our lips after eating a hotdog.

Lastly, it's positioned way too low and too close to the butthole.